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Thursday May 21, 2009

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Food, drink and growth update.

So, last year when I moved into my new house, I was informed that there was a 50 year old mango tree in the backyard that unfortunately, was not producing fruit. I went back there and had a little talk with the tree. It went like this: Hi tree, I hear that you're a mango tree but you're not making fruit. I'm sorry that the last homeowner was a raging douchbag. I however, am not. I really do like mangos, so maybe next season you could share some with me. I'd really appreciate you for that. Thanks in advance.

Behold:








Welcome to Thursday night, post trauma resuscitation dinner, at home:



seasoned and marinated porter house steak cooked to medium doneness, honey and brown sugar boiled plantains, honey raspberry ale.



More about the previous post later. I need to compose myself enough to write about it. I barley made it through work today.
elray:
Hum... see all things just needs some good conversation and a little kindness!

Thanks for the ADD!!! kiss
May 21, 2009
hotcurry:
WOW! I have never seen a mango tree before. I'm happy for you yet somewhat horrified that mangos grow on umbilical cords.
May 21, 2009

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