Tooth extractions went better than I'd hoped. My oral surgeon looked suspiciously like Ted Raimi, but he did an excellent job. I don't remember a thing from during the operation, though I'm told I opened my eyes several times (apparently that's quite normal). It's two days later, most of the swelling is down, I'm completely off of the pain killer and down to intermitten use...
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strangeattractor:
awwwww hope the recovery stays relatively low key. the funny thing was that the first two words of your journal are "tooth extraction" and there's a big ol picture of a mouth as your picture. ingeniously funny.
voltaire:
I had all four of mine yanked at the same time when I was fifteen...... they were impacted, and growing in sideways.......
In twelve hours I'll have four gaping, bloody holes in my mouth where my wisdom teeth currently are. It'll be good to finally get them out (especially the to two which have been broken for almost four years and which very little tooth remains). I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous, but I'm sure it'll all work out.
I've been reading Anne Rice's...
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bombshellbetty:
My poem was quite surreal, but it was just about private little parts of me. Basically showed my attitude toward life.
I read the first Beauty book. It was pretty good, but I've read much better erotica. I gave up on Anne Rice half way through a novel, too.
I read the first Beauty book. It was pretty good, but I've read much better erotica. I gave up on Anne Rice half way through a novel, too.
nausicaa:
Dearest Royalty-
I am probably too late to wish you luck with the wisdom teeth. Never before have I experienced such agony- I haven't had children but have two tattoos.
I just am sooo lonely here. I wish I could keep you company there.
Good luck, okay.
Artemis
I am probably too late to wish you luck with the wisdom teeth. Never before have I experienced such agony- I haven't had children but have two tattoos.
I just am sooo lonely here. I wish I could keep you company there.
Good luck, okay.
Artemis
I wrote my first erotic story when I was eleven -- more a sloppy vignette describing a recurrant fantasy with the new girl at school (the who wore leg-warmers and swayed her hips when she walked) than an actual story -- typed out on the old Singer typewriter that was desperately in need of a new ribbon. I didn't know any terms, my structure was...
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crazyrick:
Hey man, I really need to hit that book some more. I hope the older Spiderman movie idea is in the book. I've thumbed through it a little. I use to work at this station in Minneapolis and when the book came out the morning show I worked with just had gotten fired so we didnt' get to talk to him....the opportunity came up right after they left...sorry if I'm not making sense...you have to understand. How's life?
grooverider:
hey- thanks for the shopping advice, but online shopping scares me.
being an anarchist samurai doesn't really allow giving your credit card number.
g.
being an anarchist samurai doesn't really allow giving your credit card number.
g.
I think every falls for the world champion midget-tosser eventually.
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freckle:
huh?
gigglefuckbunny:
O.o uh huh
The pinball of my day -
- my dreams continue to be haunted by beauty which leaves me aching when I finally get out of bed.
- difficult to believe, but IHOP actually serves a damn tastey steak and shrimp combo. Also, as is always the case, dinner makes a great breakfast.
- Watching One Hour Photo with the sibs and my brother's girlfriend led...
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- my dreams continue to be haunted by beauty which leaves me aching when I finally get out of bed.
- difficult to believe, but IHOP actually serves a damn tastey steak and shrimp combo. Also, as is always the case, dinner makes a great breakfast.
- Watching One Hour Photo with the sibs and my brother's girlfriend led...
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montagro:
haha.. thanks for the advice
bombshellbetty:
Tango is dancing, babe. Definitely dancing.
Writing as performance?!? Very interesting. And thanks for the image of you and the kitten! Hahahaha
Writing as performance?!? Very interesting. And thanks for the image of you and the kitten! Hahahaha
This is me being annoyingly pedantic and aping David Foster Wallace a little too much. Perhaps best to simply move along. Next time there'll probably be some of the old "in, out, in, out" for your amusement.
In a certain country during a certain century that was a certain period during which members of a certain oppressed socio-economic class felt that they were getting the...
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lighthammer:
Moral of the Story: The More things change, the more they stay the same.
bombshellbetty:
I was referring to the infamous "they." You know: "They say that the world is going to explode in a shower of fiery sparks and we're all going to be floating through the solar system until we die." The response being: "Oh, do they? Then it must be true!"
Yeah, the old "in, out, in, out" can be pretty amusing, but I'll read about beheadings and human puppets any day!
Yeah, the old "in, out, in, out" can be pretty amusing, but I'll read about beheadings and human puppets any day!
What happens if you question authority, and authority turns out to be right?
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freckle:
then you're wrong
koleeta:
you wear glasses and a false mustache for awhile.
I hope that my next encounter with the judicial system will produce a document half as entertaining as this. Actually, I'd settle for simply knowing a lawyer who'd have the nerve to actually file something like that.
And it would appear that Penthouse is going out of business. This is really only noteworthy, to me, because during my first year of college I was...
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gigglefuckbunny:
i wasnt talking about myself. . . i was talking about a guy i know who keeps dating the same chick even tho the problems are the same. . . anyways i babble with i write ::shrugs::
hmmmm never read penthouse . .
hmmmm never read penthouse . .
er:
let's meet.
The Arab. My father despises him, though he does value the man's technical skills. My mother hates him and has made vague references to wanting him dead. My sister loves him, though even she is starting to see how bad he is for her. My brother finds him amusing, which isn't surprising considering the sibs are twins. And I can't stand his parasitic nature. And...
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coliwali:
No good deed you know the rest.
But maybe your sister will notice what kind of guy he is.
But maybe your sister will notice what kind of guy he is.
freckle:
hey you! don't you be making fun of my friends! they'll kick your ass... i'm not sure how, but i do know they can cause some serious pain... oh yeah.
So, where was I?
Holed up in the tower of one of the few remaining Spanish lookout towers in the area, sipping absinth and pounding out the opus on a century old typewriter as the lightning in the sky twisted my shadow on the wall. And when completing the work I, of course, flung it into the fire a la Robert Louis Stevenson, but was...
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Holed up in the tower of one of the few remaining Spanish lookout towers in the area, sipping absinth and pounding out the opus on a century old typewriter as the lightning in the sky twisted my shadow on the wall. And when completing the work I, of course, flung it into the fire a la Robert Louis Stevenson, but was...
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novy:
No, you tumbled effortlessly down the cloud of tranquility, which one could also call the narcotic of slumber, and when you hit the ground the librarian was next to you, with the most beautiful smile on her face. That is all, and that's all you needed, too.
alexis:
I was eyeing up Spidey as soon as he came through Blockbuster's door, and I've coped a few feels... but was always smacked on the hand by a supervisor. But one day, last Thanksgiving, the supervisor went to the back for a minute, and Spidey got a molestation from Alexis that even the Pee Wee doll would be jealous of.
xoxo Alexis
xoxo Alexis