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Thursday May 01, 2003

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I've suddenly become enamored with the idea of writing a novel in second person future tense. I was thinking that the gimmick of the novel would be that it's a primer for idealistic college students coming down from the Ivory tower and becoming disillusioned with the juggernaught that is the daily grind of dehumanizing work. It'd have to be comedic in nature, of course.

My other concern is that it might get unwieldy. I mean, most of the passages would read like:

"You'll find comfort in the warm glow of the television after these days; something pleasant will be found in the sensation of slowly sinking into your faux leather easy chair and letting your brain slowly leak from your ears. When your coworkers ask why you watch so much t.v. at home, you won't tell them it's because of them."

I'm not entirely sure that I could keep the style up for an entire novel. Certainly a short story would be possible, but then it'd be easy to laugh off as a masturbatory exercise. A novella might be interesting, but I wouldn't be able to do anything with a novella after I finished. And something like this might not be saleable even in a novel form.

Just kicking the idea around. Nothing will probably come from it, but it's occupying my headspace for the moment.
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pyratwilly:
for some reason this reminds me of "The Plato Papers" by Peter Ackroyd. If you haven't read it already, I suggest it. But then I could go on for far too long listing things I think every writer ought to read; things brilliant, sundry, embarassing, and foolish, as you so eloquently put it. And for all these aspiring illuminati know, I'm completely full of shit. So maybe don't read it. In any case it sounds like a NOVEL idea (groan).
May 2, 2003
krista:
"Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants."

Seems like you should at least attempt the novella.

May 2, 2003

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