"You know you're being selfish, right?"
"Huh?"
"You're acting selfish."
"How? I want to go down on you, not have you go down on me."
"I know."
"So how is that selfish? I want to make you feel good."
"Because you get off on getting me off. All you're interested in is the feeling it gives you."
"But I'm still getting you off."
"But you're doing it for yourself."
"You're really strange, you know that?"
". . ."
"So, can I go down on you?"
"Huh?"
"You're acting selfish."
"How? I want to go down on you, not have you go down on me."
"I know."
"So how is that selfish? I want to make you feel good."
"Because you get off on getting me off. All you're interested in is the feeling it gives you."
"But I'm still getting you off."
"But you're doing it for yourself."
"You're really strange, you know that?"
". . ."
"So, can I go down on you?"
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Oh, and sometimes you just cant win. Maybe you should have just asked her if she wanted to go see a movie or something....offering a woman oral sex as an icebreaker usually doesnt' lead to good things. At the worse, you get kicked in the crotch. Repeatedly. With a steel-toed boot.
So if you dont give flowers, what do you give?
No matter what corruption man's taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which he cannot performed for any other motive but his own enjoyment. Just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! An act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self exaltation, only in the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire.