Wedding sentence:
When you're standing there -- second usher behind the half-brother who took off years ago to become a Southern doctor and ended up spending far more time in school than he'd thought he would before he realized he'd just enjoyed academia too much to step out in the world and be an adult, and the best man who's still nervous about the speech he's to give later and hoping that this whole affair might get called off when the "Do you, do you?" bit happens, but knows it aint gonna end until the wedding night -- watching the pastor -- who, let's face it, really flubbed his only part of the ceremony with a pointless story about his college days that meandered far too long before he realized his error and ended it without getting to the point -- stumble through the "you may kiss the bride" part -- which, and we're just being perfectly honest here, you really wish it'd happened ten minutes ago because your feet are killing you and you really want to get the whole "walking down the aisle" bit over with -- and you've just gotta smile because you finally realize what Drew Barrymore's character was talking about in The Wedding Singer when she said "church tongue."
When you're standing there -- second usher behind the half-brother who took off years ago to become a Southern doctor and ended up spending far more time in school than he'd thought he would before he realized he'd just enjoyed academia too much to step out in the world and be an adult, and the best man who's still nervous about the speech he's to give later and hoping that this whole affair might get called off when the "Do you, do you?" bit happens, but knows it aint gonna end until the wedding night -- watching the pastor -- who, let's face it, really flubbed his only part of the ceremony with a pointless story about his college days that meandered far too long before he realized his error and ended it without getting to the point -- stumble through the "you may kiss the bride" part -- which, and we're just being perfectly honest here, you really wish it'd happened ten minutes ago because your feet are killing you and you really want to get the whole "walking down the aisle" bit over with -- and you've just gotta smile because you finally realize what Drew Barrymore's character was talking about in The Wedding Singer when she said "church tongue."
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unfortunately she has no clue that my 19 year old brother is more likely to get married than me. Of course he dates car-skanks so i wouldnt be surpised if one of them manages to trap him into holy matrimony.
ps. franke is super-hott! mmmmm franke....
Poor pastor, that's depressing in a strange way.