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Thursday Apr 10, 2003

Apr 10, 2003
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There were cogs, wheels, pistons, lubricants, steam pipes, little gnomish men walking around constantly making adjustments, manuals laying about filled with all manner of arcane calculations, and some annoying woman from Brooklyn over the loudspeaker coordinating everything. I never knew female pleasure was that complicated.

There's something about going down that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
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gotham2:
female pleasure isn't all that complicated, you just have to know how to do it right. and i imagine from your enthusiasm that you do, and that the manuals laying about are not really needed. ah, yes. the warm fuzzy feeling.

we should have a chess match. from the sounds of it we're about equal in ability. check.
Apr 11, 2003
krista:
Lucky for me, pleasure is easily attained.

Damn the whole technology thing. I can't live without, but it makes my life hell.

Oh, that is really a picture of me. From about 3 years ago.
Apr 11, 2003

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