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"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of a summary: people are a problem."

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe


"'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax; of cabbages and kings; and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.'"

-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


And the funniest parody of those "priceless" commercials I've seen in a long time: Blowjob beggin.