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What happens if you question authority, and authority turns out to be right?

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freckle:

then you're wrong

Aug 1, 2003

koleeta:

you wear glasses and a false mustache for awhile.

Aug 1, 2003

I hope that my next encounter with the judicial system will produce a document half as entertaining as this. Actually, I'd settle for simply knowing a lawyer who'd have the nerve to actually file something like that.

And it would appear that Penthouse is going out of business. This is really only noteworthy, to me, because during my first year of college I was...
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gigglefuckbunny:

i wasnt talking about myself. . . i was talking about a guy i know who keeps dating the same chick even tho the problems are the same. . . anyways i babble with i write ::shrugs::

hmmmm never read penthouse . .

Jul 31, 2003

er:

let's meet.

Jul 31, 2003

The Arab. My father despises him, though he does value the man's technical skills. My mother hates him and has made vague references to wanting him dead. My sister loves him, though even she is starting to see how bad he is for her. My brother finds him amusing, which isn't surprising considering the sibs are twins. And I can't stand his parasitic nature. And...
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coliwali:

No good deed you know the rest.
But maybe your sister will notice what kind of guy he is.

Jul 27, 2003

freckle:

hey you! don't you be making fun of my friends! they'll kick your ass... i'm not sure how, but i do know they can cause some serious pain... oh yeah.

Jul 28, 2003

So, where was I?

Holed up in the tower of one of the few remaining Spanish lookout towers in the area, sipping absinth and pounding out the opus on a century old typewriter as the lightning in the sky twisted my shadow on the wall. And when completing the work I, of course, flung it into the fire a la Robert Louis Stevenson, but was...
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novy:

No, you tumbled effortlessly down the cloud of tranquility, which one could also call the narcotic of slumber, and when you hit the ground the librarian was next to you, with the most beautiful smile on her face. That is all, and that's all you needed, too.

Jul 24, 2003

alexis:

I was eyeing up Spidey as soon as he came through Blockbuster's door, and I've coped a few feels... but was always smacked on the hand by a supervisor. But one day, last Thanksgiving, the supervisor went to the back for a minute, and Spidey got a molestation from Alexis that even the Pee Wee doll would be jealous of.

xoxo Alexis

Jul 24, 2003

I've never had sex on my birthday. Things just never seem to work out on that day of the year to put me in a position where I and a lover can spend an hour or two alone together. Kinda like how, no matter how hard I try, I've never been fucked under a Christmas tree. Ah, well.

Tonight many loved ones will accompany me...
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nerdboy2345:

yeah you know what, im getting laid next may 4th god dammit. and between here and then, that just may be about all the action i get. but get it i will fucking dammit

and happy belated birthday to you

[Edited on Jul 13, 2003]

Jul 13, 2003

czarina:

hey. Don't feel so bad about never fucking under a christmas tree. In Post Office by Charles Bukowski a christmas tree falls on the main character while he's drunk and naked and he gets ohsoburned.

Jul 21, 2003

I sweated out five pounds today while working on a roof. Sleep is desperately required.

And I'm always impressed by Olivia's sets for some reason. Certainly one to check out.

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roxypixie:

bah. sweats kinda gross. in large amounts at least. you could have gotten tan though. well, as long as you had your shirt off. did you get a farmers tan?

Jul 10, 2003

xxanastasiaxx:

drink lots of liquids. but I am sure you already know that..

Olivia rocks!

Jul 10, 2003

It's been far too long since I've gone down on someone. I think sanity requires my head to be between a pair of thighs soon.

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lighthammer:

Yeah, the Hulk alwasy was a weak character...I mean, it was sort of predictable...he's gonna get pissed and he's gonna beat the hell outta some bad guy. And Jennifer Connelly has lost SO much weight that she looks all gaunt and flat chested...so the only possible good thign about that film was a bust to. ::sigh::

Good luck on the "head between someone's thighs thing"

Jul 7, 2003

er:

this isn't (necessarily) a direct response to your entry in your journal, but-- i'll be in mt laurel next monday

Jul 7, 2003

This made me laugh.

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krista:

I am still flabbergasted that people don't want to see
the penis puppets. What is the world coming to?

Jul 6, 2003

mattthegoon:

that was the funniest thing i've seen in a long time...you should totally create a thread about it. there is also a matrix one...i havent' seen it yet though.

thanks for the laugh.

Jul 6, 2003

It seems like every year around the 4th I find myself by a radio which just happens to play "Born in the USA". It really makes me wonder if the people who request the song ever actually read the lyrics. Really a depressing song.

And it appears as though Puppetry of the Penis has finally come back to my area, and I don't have...
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voltaire:

hey, how are you?
I am jonsing to go to the east coast theese days.........
travel bug has me........

Jul 4, 2003

pyratwilly:

I'm still mixed on Rollins. I was a huge fan, then I saw a spoken word show back in January and as he gets older and richer, the starving artist appeal dies down. I still like the guy, and some of his books, but I think he may be past prime a little bit. Prove me wrong, Hank, please.

Things have been strange? Well, welcome back at any rate.

I never saw the appeal of Springsteen. I've got to be in the vast minority on this one - but I just don't get him.

I'd head to Puppetry if I was in the area - I saw those guys on an HBO special - and it looks like a really fun show.

Jul 5, 2003

The brain was stolen for some mad geneticist's experiementation.

Mea culpa for untimely responses.

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magxc:

mea maxima culpa for the same.
darn those mad geneticists

Jul 1, 2003

coliwali:

Worse things could happen to yer brain. At least it wasnt zombies.

Jul 3, 2003

"And when the milkman comes leave him a note in the bottle
Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust-"

Gregory Corso, "Marriage"

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esther:

my profile pic is crazy. yours is makin me think "pucker up"

let us nap away this fine afternoon

Jun 29, 2003

lighthammer:

I once trained a penguin to kill.

It's true. I named him fluffy.

Jun 29, 2003

The solstice. It burns, it burns.

My father's birthday is the 22nd of June, which means that it usually is the day after the longest day of the years, which has led him to claim his birthday is the shortest day of the year. All I know is that that burning orb is in the sky for fifteen hours today, and that it's a tad...
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nerdboy2345:

i like the burning orb. i wanna touch it

Jun 24, 2003

thursday:

oh the sun, don't wish it away quite so soon...

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