Reality Bites Seen as an Examination of M/F Cultural Stasis
Lelania (as portrayed by Winona Ryder) is presented with almost the ur-relationship choice type dilemma: choose between Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong. Mr. Right is portrayed by Ben Stiller as a really nice guy who really wants to help Lelania shirk the troublesome cruft shes built up over the years in college thats preventing her...
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Lelania (as portrayed by Winona Ryder) is presented with almost the ur-relationship choice type dilemma: choose between Mr. Right and Mr. Wrong. Mr. Right is portrayed by Ben Stiller as a really nice guy who really wants to help Lelania shirk the troublesome cruft shes built up over the years in college thats preventing her...
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Now that sheetrock hell is finally over, I've found out that in a few weeks I'm going to play at being a roofer. What are the odds I manage to fall off?
My sister came over to help clean up all the waste sheetrock, and she stayed for dinner. While we were doing the dishes we started singing, as is our custom. It always makes...
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My sister came over to help clean up all the waste sheetrock, and she stayed for dinner. While we were doing the dishes we started singing, as is our custom. It always makes...
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xxanastasiaxx:
oh dear..roofing. will the horror ever end? becareful up there!
lighthammer:
Make sure to where lots of suntan lotion, or youll fry up there on the roof.
Glad to hear you won over the sheetrock
Glad to hear you won over the sheetrock
My smile is whole once again.
edit: I have a great dentist.
edit: I have a great dentist.
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weso:
Now go forth and use those pearlie whites to your advantage. Just try to remember us little people ok?
nerdboy2345:
i dont like my smile
If one were to believe Mr. Brown and agree that "Like a Virgin" is a metaphor for big dicks, wouldn't one also have to start to think that "Like a Prayer" was about going down?
For reasons that are probably easily apparent, I found "Hot Child In The City" a far more appealing song when I thought that Nick Gilder was a woman. Stil...
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For reasons that are probably easily apparent, I found "Hot Child In The City" a far more appealing song when I thought that Nick Gilder was a woman. Stil...
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coliwali:
Thats NOT a woman!? EEK!
Well, I guess ya learn something everyday.
Well, I guess ya learn something everyday.
onefoolishline:
HA!
that is all.
that is all.
The house is winning. Back hurts, hands torn up a bit, headache pounding. More pain in the morning. At least the work is getting done, and I'm feeling useful.
Food and sleep are required. There's pleasure to be taken in a mundane life sometimes.
Food and sleep are required. There's pleasure to be taken in a mundane life sometimes.
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krista:
Houses always win. It's funny, but they do.
Glad you liked the pic.
I need to get back to mundane matters. It would feel great.
Glad you liked the pic.
I need to get back to mundane matters. It would feel great.
gigglefuckbunny:
that was a lovely bed time story . . . lol
I just found out that instead of going to a bunch of thrift shops with the Italian Girl and Violinist, I'm going to be helping my father put of sheetrock again this week. This time it's the upstairs. There's something to be said about working with your hands, though. Immediate results.
Though, with the way my luck has been going, I'm probably going to hurt...
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Though, with the way my luck has been going, I'm probably going to hurt...
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lighthammer:
Dont' hurt your hands. Wear gloves, it'll help.
blush69:
Unfortunately, me and Fidel just weren't in the stars. (and me and Havana Club Rum were...) Oh well. Have fun with your handwork
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Fragmentary and elusive
One more trip to the dentist is requried to fix a bit more damage, and then it's off to the oral surgeon for the wisdom teeth extractions. The Chemist got his wisdom teeth (he had six instead of the usual four) extracted on his birthday a number of years back. Though, I suppose, the fact that when we came over to visit...
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One more trip to the dentist is requried to fix a bit more damage, and then it's off to the oral surgeon for the wisdom teeth extractions. The Chemist got his wisdom teeth (he had six instead of the usual four) extracted on his birthday a number of years back. Though, I suppose, the fact that when we came over to visit...
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mykra:
I never really got into Metallica records, but as far as live shows go...I've yet to see anybody do them better.
Remember: Day-Bad, Night-Good. Sleep- For the Weak.
At least thats what Ive learnt from a year of film school.
Remember: Day-Bad, Night-Good. Sleep- For the Weak.
At least thats what Ive learnt from a year of film school.
blueskyzebra:
Who needs sleep? Sleep is for the weak...duh.
Since there seemed to be a bit of interest, I finally got around to uploading some pics. No longer am I a disembodied mouth floating into bedrooms to lick between tender thighs.
And, of course, there's more dental work today in a few hours. Lots of fun, I assure you.
And, of course, there's more dental work today in a few hours. Lots of fun, I assure you.
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pyratwilly:
hmm that was an intelligent well thought out and cohesive response.
So yeah, based on the writings, I had pictured this cat with a really pretentious look in a smoking jacket with a pipe. So much for that. That's cool though, better to know the truth, for better or worse. Ignorance is bliss, but dwelling in ignorance is stupidity.
So yeah, based on the writings, I had pictured this cat with a really pretentious look in a smoking jacket with a pipe. So much for that. That's cool though, better to know the truth, for better or worse. Ignorance is bliss, but dwelling in ignorance is stupidity.
thursday:
bukkake eeeeew.
my boy and i found a 'buried alive bukkake' video at the porn store. need to rent that one...
you look so much younger than i would have imagined...
my boy and i found a 'buried alive bukkake' video at the porn store. need to rent that one...
you look so much younger than i would have imagined...
I watched Tremors for the first time in a long time last night. Vague memories of having previously enjoyed it were knocking around the back of my head as I was trying to figure out what I was going to watch. The storyline and the major scenes were all still in my head (Old Fred's Head; the graboid killing itself by running into whatever that...
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koleeta:
the word "fantastic" makes it dirty.
I'd like to comment as you do in other's journals, a section for each of theirs, but I have null to say about Tremors and Masters of the Universe. I'm sorry, I haven't seen either.
Daniel and I didn't get it on. Although I found out later in the car that I had given him a hard on while we were at Hot Topic because I showed him my g-string. We had a lengthy discussion about our relationship, fun was had by all. I especially like the way he would attack me by accusing me of things.
I'd like to comment as you do in other's journals, a section for each of theirs, but I have null to say about Tremors and Masters of the Universe. I'm sorry, I haven't seen either.
Daniel and I didn't get it on. Although I found out later in the car that I had given him a hard on while we were at Hot Topic because I showed him my g-string. We had a lengthy discussion about our relationship, fun was had by all. I especially like the way he would attack me by accusing me of things.
lighthammer:
Whoa whoa whoa..who would dare say Skeltor was played "Gay" in Masters of the Universe? Frank Langella did a kick ass job potraying him..I alwasy liked his way of playing him more than that annoyingly high squeeky way he was potrayed in the cartoon series, both the old one and the new one. Much more menancing and dark. I loved all the villians in that movie, especially Beastman and that two sword wielding baddie with the eyepatch. But your right...Dolph does suck.
I have to agree with you, I think that part of me doesn't feel complete unless i'm in a relationship. That worries me, because I know they say your suppose to be happy by yourself and not depend on other people to make you feel complete. I dont know though...I just feel like somethings missing if I dont have someone special in my life.
I have to agree with you, I think that part of me doesn't feel complete unless i'm in a relationship. That worries me, because I know they say your suppose to be happy by yourself and not depend on other people to make you feel complete. I dont know though...I just feel like somethings missing if I dont have someone special in my life.
I was talking with one of my classmates during our final class last semester. We'd sat next to each other throughout the semester, and, even though she was married, we'd flirted and joked and did the furtive glancing thing. All very fun and meaningless. But on the last day the two of us (and a third classmate) were talking about the Bret Easton Ellis book...
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pyratwilly:
As Aucado noted, I suffer the opposite - here I am, the ripe old age of 23, and whether or not I grow the facial fur long or short people seem to think me 17. I say 17 because, while I seem to have no problem purchasing alcohol which implies a 21, I still get carded EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME I try to buy smokes. It doesn't matter where I buy them, nor who I buy them from. I even once bought cigarettes at a bar from the guy who was working the door - so not even 1 hour ago this guy saw I was 23 - or in any case 21 or older - but suddenly doesn't buy that I'm 18.
So I guess I'm saying congratulations on probably not getting carded all the time?
Hrm... I've really gotta stop randomly ranting on people's profiles just because what they said made me think of my own shit.
Yeah, I don't know what the author's ulterior motive was in writing that article - the ten list was tacked on as an afterthought to a well-thought out article about how Brits are still scared to talk about sex. I just found it funny, and a little more accurate than the polls I usually see that say women are after a sense of humor, even if Ted Bundy happens to be the one wielding it. Oh and a cute butt. What can I say - it struck a nerve and so it was in the journal.
As to lesbians - I find them attractive too. Very attractive. But from the kind of evolutionary psych take on things - it makes no sense at all. I was just using lesbians as a qualifier for men being just as stupid as women.
and yes, I'm sure before too long Meph will be screaming at me for loss of lucrative moneys and general eediocy.
So I guess I'm saying congratulations on probably not getting carded all the time?
Hrm... I've really gotta stop randomly ranting on people's profiles just because what they said made me think of my own shit.
Yeah, I don't know what the author's ulterior motive was in writing that article - the ten list was tacked on as an afterthought to a well-thought out article about how Brits are still scared to talk about sex. I just found it funny, and a little more accurate than the polls I usually see that say women are after a sense of humor, even if Ted Bundy happens to be the one wielding it. Oh and a cute butt. What can I say - it struck a nerve and so it was in the journal.
As to lesbians - I find them attractive too. Very attractive. But from the kind of evolutionary psych take on things - it makes no sense at all. I was just using lesbians as a qualifier for men being just as stupid as women.
and yes, I'm sure before too long Meph will be screaming at me for loss of lucrative moneys and general eediocy.
er:
well well ok that's it for me and the quick replies...i'm off to a dress rehearsal until 10pm. eep!
less vague, but meaningless. is this progress?
meantime, i am always the older girl who looks crazy-young who ends up with people much younger. wonder how long i can keep this up without being labeled a criminal.
less vague, but meaningless. is this progress?
meantime, i am always the older girl who looks crazy-young who ends up with people much younger. wonder how long i can keep this up without being labeled a criminal.
"Le petit mort" designates the small guy who died.
"La petite morte" designates the small gal who died.
"La petite mort" designates an orgasm.
It takes so little to amuse me on a Monday morning when I should probably be sleeping.
"La petite morte" designates the small gal who died.
"La petite mort" designates an orgasm.
It takes so little to amuse me on a Monday morning when I should probably be sleeping.
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pyratwilly:
oui c'est amusant, mais c'est vrai. Domage.
shifgrethor:
I sure could go for a little death right about now ...
You know, there's something about a game of nude Twister that descends into a full on orgy that's damn appealing right about now. Damn appealing.
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pyratwilly:
Indeed.
Never saw "Silver Bullet" so I can't really answer that effectively.
Ambidextrous, eh? Imagine the possibilities...
Never saw "Silver Bullet" so I can't really answer that effectively.
Ambidextrous, eh? Imagine the possibilities...
gotham2:
damnit, i'm always trying to convince people to play naked Twister with me...except nobody i know has a Twister board, so we settle for naked Dogpile.
By the way THIS is why I love the internet. Talking like this to someone you met at a bar would almost certainly lead to getting ditched for the hot girl that wants to talk about American Idol.
Your going to ruin my plan of not thinking of film for a few days! Run from the journal Swoo, RUN!