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This is a text exchange between my buddy and i while i smoked a bowl in my garage... i thought it funny and informative enough to share with the group...

Me: So I said something at work today that came out oddly pornographic but makes total sense to the right person...

Me: "Do you think it's possible to Shazam my Pandora?"

Me: Totally legitamit question I thought...

Mike: Haha ya it makes sense to me but i dont think ya can maybe though

Me: Well I know I can open pandora and go back home while pandora keeps working so if I can open shazam while pandora is running I should be able to...

Me: Theoretically....

Me: Think I have to give this a try... I hope my phone doesn't blow up or I open up a hole in the space time continum...

Mike: yer boned if you blow up cant call 911 and if you go back to the future find out where doc and marty got to

Me: Holy shit... I just shazammed my pandora... I am the smartest man alive...

Mike: Nice never thought it would work.

Me: This new weed is the best... it's like the smartwater version of weed... it's smartweed...

Mike: Its got what plants need

Me: It has electrolytes?... Well I'll be damned... pretty sure this plants got just what i need...

Mike: God save us all