richiedagger

You're so positive, my nizza'! You motivated me so much that I just wrote an amazing tale about me and my radical adventures through time and space featuring my time traveling sidekick, Professor Dagger. We skateboarded in zero gravity, foiled the nefarious Dr. Carnivore's plan to prevent the ice age, in turn keeping dinasaurs extinct, and finally finished the day by teaching the Nazis the true meaning of Christmas. Your positive attitude has helped spawn what very well may be the most relevant piece of literature known to man. I only wish I didn't write it on the back of my Trapper Keeper.

Bass is the best instrument known to man, which only confirms my original belief that you are probably cool to mostly cool.