I declare physically inflicted black eyes to be the new pink, which had been declared the new black. Hopefully several teenage girls will be sporting signs of domestic violence throughout my neighborhood. My peg leg hurts due to the cold weather inflicting it's wrath upon my bones/stump. Sometimes I wish a meteor would fall on my house and destroy all my stuff. My arm hurts now, too. I believe in Karma. I'm scared of robots taking over and destroying everything cool. It's late, and I'm tired. This is it, this is mystical shit. 
mc_dove:
llama llama duck. 