richardmunn

So for work I take medical emergency calls and also (oddly) out of hours repairs calls for council tenants, which can lead to some weird conversations.

A few minutes into a call the other day I was trying very very hard not to piss myself laughing while saying the following "because sir, if your door key is in your anus, you don't need a repair team. You haven't "lost" your keys, because you know exactly where they are. That's why I'm going to call a medical professional, rather than a locksmith . . . "

Funny ol' world