What tha FUCK??????????? My friggin damn chiropractor has a profile on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha....ha......HAA!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, not so funny in itself.... just that this dude is CONSTANTLY trying to save my sinful soul as he's damn near crackin off me neck!!! I swear, everytime i go see him, on average bout' 2-3 times a month, (cause if you really do it right, only living once should... Read More
still haven't fixed your profile picture, eh? well, you should spend your time on reading instead anyway. i've been rereading lots of my old favorites since i haven't gotten to the bookstore lately. like Hamlet, Brave New World, Phantom of the Opera, etc. it's fun to see how much more you can get from something the second time around, even if it's been YEARS. but when i do get to a bookstore, you can be sure i'll look for Zen. i appreciate the book review. have you heard of Blink? a few years old already, it's about the snap judgements we make in the first seconds after we meet someone... i think that's going to be the second book i buy.
OK!!!!! Here we go, off to stay the night in a HAUNTED FARGING MINESHAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theres all these abandoned mineshafts up in Joshue Tree National Monument. We all go hiking and camping there all the time (TOO many beautiful beautiful stars.......). We've all heard of these abandoned mineshafts, but had never found one (cause the rangers cover and conceal them for the good publics safety an... Read More
Yes, I do like monkeys! I like fluffy sock ones over real ones though, because sometimes real ones get kinda ugly with the shaved butts and the weird faces. So I stick to spider monkeys and sock monkeys.
JESUS ORLANDO CHRIST AND ALL HIS SWINGIN FUCKING SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got another offer to buy me Hotrod again (see pics of Santa's Other Fucking Sleigh)!!!!!!!!!! But GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!! even though i hardly ever drive the Beast anymore, i just can't seems to part ways with his rumblin fucking ass!
Shit mang..... I mean, it just sits there lookin scary in the garage 29 days out of... Read More
Primal urges hey? I'm glad that I have that effect on you.
And yes...being completely ravaged by one guy, doesn't seem half bad at all.
Keep watching my profile for more pics and journal entries.
Love, Vampiress.
Lots an lots of beautiful-assed smilin damn faces!!! Now, when you take that..... add a few drinks, take a couple of
big-assed puffs, turn up the pinky damn floydzeez, and toss in a few thousand chi-chi's..... and well, here it damn goes!!!
This songs titled, "Orange Whipped." (previously titled, O' to da Sven)!
Jeez...................... i had almost forgotten what da kine sheeba felt like in me. ...hee...hee...hee.
Hey, if you text or call me for the next couple days i might not respond too swiftly. (...sorry ) Just been goin nutty making castle doors for me humble abode.
Oh yeah, almost forgot...... YAY.......................boobies!
Brings back painful memories...
I hope her wounds will heal quickly.