Just got back from Vegas. Anybody know an overly understanding priest that accepts collect calls?
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Its always the same when i dream of her... Shes standing there looking into my eyes telling me how she loves me, and I'm telling her how much I love her as well. I know its her because of how it feels when she is near. But she changes constantly, seamlessly, as she continues to profess her love. Hair color... eye color... even the color...
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saillesong:
more of the story? yea! ...more, more, more, that was excellent...
kitsea:
that just sounds so sad...
that just sounds so sad...So yeah... been dreaming a strangely odd amount about various body parts falling off of women as we're showing each other our god dang tingly parts. Not sure what the hell that means, but i'm keepin a butterfly net near my bedside just the same.
Ok, i gotta stop eating these chocolate covered almonds like right freaking now.
Ok, i gotta stop eating these chocolate covered almonds like right freaking now.
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kitsea:
**blinks** I now have visions of peoples bits and pieces falling off and sproutting wings...
the just "got laid" comment was it since it wasn't anything to write home about just an ending of an evil lack of sex
the just "got laid" comment was it since it wasn't anything to write home about just an ending of an evil lack of sex
silvercharmer:
I am now. Thanks. 
Just had the absolute most jamminist breakfast EVER!!!!!! Toasted bagels with whipped cream cheese, freshly sliced strawberries, a drizzle of honey all over them, and granola sprinkled on top!!! And and and.... freshly brewed coffee!!
in bed.
in bed.
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pinup7308:
Sounds amazing <3
saillesong:
sounds good. someone made it for you?
Ok..... so im thinking her wanting to be choked during sex is going a little too far. Last night me and my gf got hella HELLA shitty at a friends bday party in Vegas. Every things going good... she gets ridiculously frisky about 1030 and wants to go back to our room for a "quicky". Well, the quicky (as usual) turns into an all night...
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comixbookgurl:
I have no idea how to approach this.
shmoogy:
Hummm....well don't do anything that you think is not good. If you feel uncomfortable about it then it is no fun for you.
Wow.... just stumbled upon my 68 year old neighbor boning the SHIZZLE outta his 52 year old wife!!!
Think i'll skip breakfast this morning.
Think i'll skip breakfast this morning.
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richard_:
Or just burn my eyes out with acid. lol
phacet:
Lucky bitch! *so saith the 52 y.o. SG Hopeful who hasn't had the shizzle boned out of her in ... (weeps)*
So is anybody else alarmed by the sudden rash of monkeys throat raping froggie videos popping up on the internet here lately???
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tehnacho:
I was imagining actual chocolate. lol
Where are you finding these videos!?! They sound awful!
Where are you finding these videos!?! They sound awful!
saillesong:
i hadn't seen it yet i just had to go look it up....lmfao. That is a highly inventive fricking monkey.
Note to self:
Self,
stop swimming with your god damn eyeballs opened under water all the dang time.
Self,
stop swimming with your god damn eyeballs opened under water all the dang time.
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tehnacho:
mmmm chocolate fight!
kitsea:
lol no my art projects for the army have always been moral type stuff. The one that has me really concerned and they are thankfully not rushing me on is a memorial for my sgt's p.a.
So i say hella
hella goodbyes
So i say hella
hellos
Cause sometimes my highs
cant even
touch my
lows
So i say hella
hella goodbyes
Yeah i say hella
hellos
Cause sometimes the answers
hurt you
most of
all...
hella goodbyes
So i say hella
hellos
Cause sometimes my highs
cant even
touch my
lows
So i say hella
hella goodbyes
Yeah i say hella
hellos
Cause sometimes the answers
hurt you
most of
all...
saillesong:
aaawh "hella" i was all nostalgic for a minute
Ok, so as im running her bathwater she pinches my chi-chi without warning. I say ouch and ask her to not do that. Laughs n giggles ensue, and she offers an honestly believable apology. I then turn my attention back to pouring bubble-bath into the tub. Once again, she surprises me with yet another pinch, this time hard enough to draw blood! I take a...
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cadavre:
REALLY!?!?! I never would have thought to do that. You just made my day!
cadavre:
haven't tried it yet
And confess your dirty Vegas happenings to me, dear child.