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What da HELL??!!!!! Obamas one of the Lizard People now??? lol

Just watched The Prowler on netflix... that movie has some fairly respectable kill scenes for an OG slasher flic. Not too bad at all.

Did I ever tell you about the dream I once had as a young boy He said just low enough to be sure there was absolutely no way she could hear him over the water filling her bath. It was the only dream Ive ever had directly pertaining to God. He spoke quietly from living room as he watched the lightning once again light up...
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Im not sure who I should thank more for helping me to rediscover some hella o.g. tracks from The Cure today... senor ipod, senor cloudy rainy days, or senor kokoweefe???

Either way...

Ok, so after three days of rain I'm suddenly reminded exactly why I live here in the desert... because I don't LIKE the rain anymore, I like the SUN!!!!!!

For amongst other things it's proven itself quite useful for, it also SERIOUSLY makes me happy!!

Ugh... coffee.

They say that $$$ cant buy happiness. But it sure can buy your way into seeing naked ladies!!!

But should the day ever come when seeing naked ladies dont make ya happy... well,

FUCK the $$$!!

So i say sail on there fellow Oneironaut sail on... And may the beautifully hope-filled seas of your dreams always and forever remain,

endlessly calm and true.

So as I'm sitting here enjoying my morning cup of coffee... the girl sitting on the couch next to me falls asleep, farts a few times, then totally pees her fucking shorts.

And she's STILL fast asleep.