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Monday Dec 27, 2004

Dec 27, 2004
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I SAW A FIVE-HUNDRED FOOT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin eeek biggrin eeek biggrin biggrin eeek biggrin

Jesus came up to me and said...... "Boy........get off that red tricycle."

I looked at Jesus as respectfully as i could and said, "Uh....sorry there Jesus, but....no."

Jesus then scowled somethin fierce and repeated with mild frustration.... "BOY, I said........get......off.....that.....red........tricycle!"

I then forced myself to swallow a lump of fear and hesitation bigger than than the Lord himself, and stuttered, "Uh....n-no offense there J-jesus, but i'm afraid i'm a gonna have to stick to my my first reply, and once again s-say............no!"

And then, as the sky turned to dark and his eyes blazed terrible firey-assed red n' really damn bright, Jesus opened his mouth wide as a full-blown hurricane and screamed.......

"BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THAT GODDAMNED RED TRICYCLE BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE MYSELF, AND STUFF A FOOT THE SIZE OF A MOUNTIAN THE FUCK ON UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad eeek mad eeek mad eeek mad

So then, seeing as how Jesus was obviously pretty goddamn dead set on releaving me of that there trike....... I hurried up, and got the fuck on off!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
jizzikah:
surreal

Happy New Year to you too!!
Dec 31, 2004
hypercrew:
Yes, I'm heading out to your location in about ten days. Activation is on Monday, off to Lejeune for a fewdays for processing the out there fore a bit of training, won't be in the sandbox until March, early March. So, I'm not thinking we'll have any time off, but if we do, what is going on in 29 Palms? I've heard a whole lot of nothing.
Dec 31, 2004

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