richard_

I SAW A FIVE-HUNDRED FOOT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus came up to me and said...... "Boy........get off that red tricycle."

I looked at Jesus as respectfully as i could and said, "Uh....sorry there Jesus, but....no."

Jesus then scowled somethin fierce and repeated with mild frustration.... "BOY, I said........get......off.....that.....red........tricycle!"

I then forced myself to swallow a lump of fear and hesitation bigger than than the Lord himself, and stuttered, "Uh....n-no offense there J-jesus, but i'm afraid i'm a gonna have to stick to my my first reply, and once again s-say............no!"

And then, as the sky turned to dark and his eyes blazed terrible firey-assed red n' really damn bright, Jesus opened his mouth wide as a full-blown hurricane and screamed.......

"BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THAT GODDAMNED RED TRICYCLE BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE MYSELF, AND STUFF A FOOT THE SIZE OF A MOUNTIAN THE FUCK ON UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So then, seeing as how Jesus was obviously pretty goddamn dead set on releaving me of that there trike....... I hurried up, and got the fuck on off!