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Saturday May 14, 2011

May 14, 2011
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Thomas never minded much his size. He knew he wasnt all that big or really tall. But he was also well aware that he wasnt exactly miniscule either.
Look daddy a squirrel!! Said the little girl in the park to her father as they walked along the sidewalk just below.
Fuck you too you little ho! Thomas yelled down at them while grabbing a handful of his furry little balls. These look like fucking squirrel nuts to you?? He then looked back up at the obviously nervous raccoon hed been talking to, and continued without pause. Look He said as he placed a toothpick casually back into his mouth. You want the entire bunny family slaughtered I already told you, its gonna cost you twice as much as the last job, no ifs, ands, or buts!
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hyatt:
haha oh come now. You know it's supposed to say 'bath salths'.

Squirrel mafia? I'd read about that. smile
May 19, 2011
knives_hannibal:
That was freakin classic. Haha.
May 20, 2011

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