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BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On and then crashed head first into We All Have Problems Boulevard, before finally coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It Street!! Any complaints about how we run this operation can be forwarded to 1-800-SHUT-ITUP with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from the Quitchur Bitchin' Newsroom. If you'd like to work for us, throw a crybaby off a bridge. If you don't like what the rest of us has to say... well then, suck it up princess, life doesn't revolve around you anyways!