richard_

Had the strangest dream EVER last night.... I was ravaging this lil cutie that works at the coffee shop i frequent, when all the sudden her head fell neatly and completely the fuck off! So in my dream i'm like, Holy fucking SHIT!!!" and i jumped off the bed freaked the fuck out! But then she rolls over, starts searching around the bed for her head, finds it, and calmly clicks it back on. So them i'm like, "What the fuck just happened???" To which she just laughs and says, "Calm down... everythings ok, it doesn't even hurt when it happens. You just got me goin and i forgot to keep a hold of it thats all." So i sit back down next to her and tell her, "You do realize, thats NOT fucking normal... right?" Then she starts laughing hard enough to make her head start to fall off again, grabs it back on, calms down a bit, looks at me and says, "Well, neither is a man having two penises... but i never tease you about THAT now do I?" And then this creepy obviously climactic music starts to play as I go to look down at my penis, completely filled with horror at the site i'm for sure about to see....

and then i woke up.

So, not sure if that was going to be one of them happy ending type dreams, or something completely different.