The ONLY chain letter i will ever ever forward!!! (and yes, i already did!)
Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the
guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain
letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl
in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be
able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a
traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going
to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
email, $1000? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, loony here! If I scroll down this page
and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just
happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of
bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain letter that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck them.
If you're going to forward something, at least
send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all
the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient
being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking
care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what
you're actually contributing to by sending out
these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter
that's threatening to leave you shagless or
luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by
making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a
dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will
turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day ass head!
Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the
guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain
letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl
in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be
able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a
traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going
to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
email, $1000? How stupid are we?
"Ooooh, loony here! If I scroll down this page
and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just
happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of
bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain letter that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
Fuck them.
If you're going to forward something, at least
send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all
the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient
being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking
care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what
you're actually contributing to by sending out
these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter
that's threatening to leave you shagless or
luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by
making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a
dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will
turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day ass head!
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missdisfigured:
wait - which one is Satan?
missdisfigured:
yes, of course I know. we call him Die&go in my world.