OK!!!! So, one of my friends makes fun of me non-stop because i never get on myspace, so i don't have any friends over there. Well, she made me a bet! $1 for every friend i get by next friday!!!!
Ha...ha...ha!!!!!!! I so want to get a million fucking friends to just totally farging rob her of hundreds!!! Don't worry, she SERIOUSLY has the cash!...
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Ha...ha...ha!!!!!!! I so want to get a million fucking friends to just totally farging rob her of hundreds!!! Don't worry, she SERIOUSLY has the cash!...
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laylamarie:
Boobies!! haha.
mamajiff:
yeah sorry way too late.... i missed the deadline but its the thought that counts 
I am NOT going back to work tommorrow!!! Fuck that chit mang! Joshua Tree National Monument..... here i fucking come! 
...for the Stars, not ceilings, shall be my canopy tonight.
...for the Stars, not ceilings, shall be my canopy tonight.
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eliee:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
laylamarie:
Another foxy? Another girl... and it wasn't me!!! I'm appauled! j/k How goes it?
...awwwww man! 
Only got less than 32 hours of vacation left.
But WOW!!!!!!!!
What a vacation this has been!!! 
But, i shall be a gentleman about it and keep my lips ah tightly sealed ah shut!
Now, its time for a hot n' steamy bath, and about a half a box of beautifully glorious icy cold fudgesycles!!!
Yummy-yum-yum-yum..........
Only got less than 32 hours of vacation left.
But WOW!!!!!!!!
What a vacation this has been!!! But, i shall be a gentleman about it and keep my lips ah tightly sealed ah shut!
Now, its time for a hot n' steamy bath, and about a half a box of beautifully glorious icy cold fudgesycles!!!
Yummy-yum-yum-yum..........
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verushka:
hey... whats this? no updates?
is life really that bad... wont I see you at coachella?
Call me
*insert big Marilyn kiss*
xoxoxoxoxo
is life really that bad... wont I see you at coachella?
Call me
*insert big Marilyn kiss*
xoxoxoxoxo
pastura:
apparently someone's still on vacation
HELL YEAHYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
As of three oclock today, i am officially on VACATION!!!!! For the next eleven days alls i shall do, is exactly what i WANT!!!
Take a little trip to Vegas... eat some shrimp on the Bay in San Fran.... spend as much time as i can underneath the stars up in Joshua Tree.... and basically, just get back to being me!
(YAY!!!!!)
As of three oclock today, i am officially on VACATION!!!!! For the next eleven days alls i shall do, is exactly what i WANT!!!
Take a little trip to Vegas... eat some shrimp on the Bay in San Fran.... spend as much time as i can underneath the stars up in Joshua Tree.... and basically, just get back to being me!
(YAY!!!!!)
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verushka:
Ill be keeping my eye out for you.
So a friend tells me yesterday that she loves Lucky Charms cereal, but NOT the little marshmellows in it.
What tha fuck....?
The marshmellows ARE the Lucky Charms Goddammit! I mean, why the hell even buy Lucky Charms if your gonna pick out all the marshmellows??? But even worse, she also confesses that she doesn't like the "white stuff" in the middle of Oreos!
Jesus...
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What tha fuck....?
The marshmellows ARE the Lucky Charms Goddammit! I mean, why the hell even buy Lucky Charms if your gonna pick out all the marshmellows??? But even worse, she also confesses that she doesn't like the "white stuff" in the middle of Oreos!
Jesus...
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whatmoonsongs:
... hehehehe... I eat fried eggs w/o the yolks... seriously ... cholesteral, ya know!
... cholesteral, ya know!
cleverthings:
I can see the issue... surely she could just admit that she just doesn't like it??
Anyway, hello to you too!
Just for your information, I was a ballet dancer for 14 years and still dance.
Anyway, hello to you too!
Just for your information, I was a ballet dancer for 14 years and still dance.
I just watched March of the Penguins! That movie definately rocks! So fucking amazing what those penguins go through to create life! I'm speechless.
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pastura:
it was indeed awesome. i always cry in nature films, but when i came out of that one... i almost felt like i wanted to have a baby. i mean, not right at that exact moment, but it woke up some long-dormant maternal instinct in me. i never plan to have kids, even after that movie, but still. funny how baby penguins make me smile and baby people make me gag.
check out Winged Migration now. talk about cinematography to knock your socks off!
check out Winged Migration now. talk about cinematography to knock your socks off!
laylamarie:
Hey There...
I love these chicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and not just cause they took my shoes off before they drug my drunk ass into bed! )
http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/4/64/110644/32816/893906_thumb.jpg
(and not just cause they took my shoes off before they drug my drunk ass into bed!
)
http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/4/64/110644/32816/893906_thumb.jpg
Damn! 
I geuss last night was worth it.
Anyhoot, celebrated St. Patty's day right proper by getting rotten chitty with some of me bestest bestest friends!!! And now, i suffer. 
pics in the folder.
I geuss last night was worth it.
Anyhoot, celebrated St. Patty's day right proper by getting rotten chitty with some of me bestest bestest friends!!!
And now, i suffer.
pics in the folder.
pastura:
ah well, i guess eating the popsicles in the tub is a good idea... they're always so messy and sticky and at least that way you can wash it right off!
glad you had a fun green day. did you drink green beer? cause then you get to puke green and that's fun... so i hear.
glad you had a fun green day. did you drink green beer? cause then you get to puke green and that's fun... so i hear.
JESUS CHRIST!!! I gotta stop reading the newspapers so much! I mean, what the Fah...........?
Anyways, I'm gonna go praise Sheeba, light some candles, dim the lights, smile till i completely Double the size of the muscles i use to maintain said smile, and watch me some goddamn Pippi Damn Longstocking goddammit!!!
Oh yeah, and eat watermelon popsicles with extra Baby Lucas!
I mean, what the Fah...........?
Anyways, I'm gonna go praise Sheeba, light some candles, dim the lights, smile till i completely Double the size of the muscles i use to maintain said smile, and watch me some goddamn Pippi Damn Longstocking goddammit!!!
Oh yeah, and eat watermelon popsicles with extra Baby Lucas!
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verushka:
mmmm...
Baby Lucas...
*drools*
Baby Lucas...
*drools*
pamela_maya:
hey Mr mean haha how r yaaa?
have a nice weeked!!
cheers!
have a nice weeked!!
cheers!
Not too much to say right now, just...... [how in the B]FUCK did i end up this sideways rotten shitty on a flippin sunday frickin night!!!!!
Uh........ note to self:
Never....never....NEVER allow yourself to be talked into going out to have "just a few drinks" with friends who are still actively in the Marine Corps!
Anyhoot, guess i'd better stop smilin at da boobies, and...
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did i end up this sideways rotten shitty on a flippin sunday frickin night!!!!!
Uh........ note to self:
Never....never....NEVER allow yourself to be talked into going out to have "just a few drinks" with friends who are still actively in the Marine Corps!
Anyhoot, guess i'd better stop smilin at da boobies, and...
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whatmoonsongs:
here and there, you know
pastura:
he he. just a few drinks, eh? i finally lost count of the number of times i've been drunk enough to throw up, but not by much. alcohol is definitely not my bag. at least that makes me a cheap date - and i can't think of how many times i've woken up in my fiance's bed. (oh wait, that's my bed, too )
)Strange thing happened to me today. Went for a hike in the mountains behind my house in an attempt to wash away the work-week and all. And as i reached the top of the mountain, turned to look out upon the scurrying world below, then finally took my seat for the day, i was again reminded (for probably the millionth time) of how much i...
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karito:
oh no, my weekend is full of homework
On the other hand, I hope you keep enjoyng yours
On the other hand, I hope you keep enjoyng yours
verushka:
I hope your pictures are as good as your writing.
I was just sittiing here listening to Frank Sinatra (I've got uou under my skin to be exact) and I thought I'd drop you some porn- I mean note.
la-di-da!
I was just sittiing here listening to Frank Sinatra (I've got uou under my skin to be exact) and I thought I'd drop you some porn- I mean note.
la-di-da!
O.K..... where the fuck is my 50 Horror Classics DVD i ordered off the damned television 3 weeks ago?????? I have soo been wanting to watch a good spooky movie for AGES!!!!! 
Guess i'm just gonna have to find an old abandoned house to stay the night in, so as i can make me own!
Anyways..... So, my friend Pilar came over last night just...
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Guess i'm just gonna have to find an old abandoned house to stay the night in, so as i can make me own!
Anyways..... So, my friend Pilar came over last night just...
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ellethakiller:
you are very sweet
pastura:
i gagged a little at the "near-blinding beauty" line. he he. layin' it on thick, eh? water under the bridge, my friend. no need for all that. on a side note, i do enjoy your profile pic - the colors work great, and for some reason, i love the way the star stands out on your arm. quirky self-portraiture.