Ok, so as im running her bathwater she pinches my chi-chi without warning. I say ouch and ask her to not do that. Laughs n giggles ensue, and she offers an honestly believable apology. I then turn my attention back to pouring bubble-bath into the tub. Once again, she surprises me with yet another pinch, this time hard enough to draw blood! I take a...
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cadavre:
REALLY!?!?! I never would have thought to do that. You just made my day!
cadavre:
haven't tried it yet
Notes to self:
The world can be fucking ridiculous.
Either bring Intelligent conversation... or sit down, shut the @#!! up, and listen to some.
If you can't march naked it to it in the shower, it should not be on my playlist.
At the center of everything is nothing, and at the center of nothing is where everything eventually begins again.
Never put your beliefs...
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The world can be fucking ridiculous.
Either bring Intelligent conversation... or sit down, shut the @#!! up, and listen to some.
If you can't march naked it to it in the shower, it should not be on my playlist.
At the center of everything is nothing, and at the center of nothing is where everything eventually begins again.
Never put your beliefs...
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wobbles:
riiiight? i feel like it was the appropriate thing to do. or maybe those shots of tequila did....
shmoogy:
I plan on living my dreams someday, and I will always keep trying even if I dye trying....
HOLY SHIT!!!! 
Alka-Seltzer in orange juice makes orange soda!! (that also takes away a hang over)
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minufa:
I should try that. The CocaCola I had for breakfast this morning at work wasn't good enough.
cadavre:
is having you beat a good thing or does it make me pitiful?
Ah.... that pesky little impossibly huge tiny little thing called love. Aint it all just grand in it's own little wincing cause your once again driving WAY too god damned fast, tiny little WTF sorta pleasantly fucked up kinda way?!! Sorta like a village full of big handed people trowing rocks at you, but you know there's at least a hundred dollar bill taped to...
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saillesong:
fun till it goes away
nightcreeper:
mmm i need some rocks tho. i dont have n e thrown at me lately.
Had the strangest dream EVER last night.... I was ravaging this lil cutie that works at the coffee shop i frequent, when all the sudden her head fell neatly and completely the fuck off! So in my dream i'm like, Holy fucking SHIT!!!" and i jumped off the bed freaked the fuck out! But then she rolls over, starts searching around the bed for her...
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cadavre:
yeah my roommate is a tattoo artist. I've gotten 4 from him in the last few months. Finishing pieces if definitely a good idea. I have to add to my right thigh piece
minufa:
haha I wouldn't want to have the multiple penises... on myself...or would I? hmmm I'm gonna have to say I'd want it the other way with many clitoriseseses...hahaha oh wow.
heads falling off, now that's just wack
heads falling off, now that's just wack
So in skies of blue I've landed
my mind an open wall
And though times got tough I mended
and my dreams, I've...
burned them all!!!
my mind an open wall
And though times got tough I mended
and my dreams, I've...
burned them all!!!
Begging dont never work!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAW A 500 FOOT JESUS ONE DAY WHEN I WAS 5!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Big Ol' Mean Bearded Jesus looked down at me and yelled, "BOY!! Get off that Red Tricycle!!!"
I swallowed my fear with a gulp and replied, "...no."
Jesus wide-opened his eyes in total surprise and yelped, "BOY!!!!!! Get OFF that Red Tricycle!!!"
To which i once again replied, "no."...
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAW A 500 FOOT JESUS ONE DAY WHEN I WAS 5!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Big Ol' Mean Bearded Jesus looked down at me and yelled, "BOY!! Get off that Red Tricycle!!!"
I swallowed my fear with a gulp and replied, "...no."
Jesus wide-opened his eyes in total surprise and yelped, "BOY!!!!!! Get OFF that Red Tricycle!!!"
To which i once again replied, "no."...
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comixbookgurl:
haha
Hell hates Jesus
Feeling emotions increasing in size
controlling my thinking, you seem surprised
Expressing my feelings
I lose in the end
Wanting to hold you, I come undone
again
and again
Again
Yeah I gave my life
cause it's all I've got
Well I tried to change
but it cost too much
Save me now but will you change your mind
when I fall...
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Feeling emotions increasing in size
controlling my thinking, you seem surprised
Expressing my feelings
I lose in the end
Wanting to hold you, I come undone
again
and again
Again
Yeah I gave my life
cause it's all I've got
Well I tried to change
but it cost too much
Save me now but will you change your mind
when I fall...
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shmoogy:
Oh, well it was no where near the birthday cake and candles, hehe!
Funny how we as humans feel the need to label damn near everything we can think of, see, or merely just imagine. I have this like 7ft tall hand carved wooden statue of Buddha as a young man, that i waited years to have. So finally i negotiate a reasonable price with the shop owners and the statue is finally mine. Why did i want...
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missdisfigured:
I'm glad you got what you wanted and you're open-minded enough to know there is more to discover.
Go search. I like your line of thought... I'm in search myself... Of all kinds of things. And I hope I never find the final answer to anything - that'd be a fucking boring life!
Go search. I like your line of thought... I'm in search myself... Of all kinds of things. And I hope I never find the final answer to anything - that'd be a fucking boring life!
missdisfigured:
I couldn't agree anymore.
Beautiful it is.
Beautiful it is.
Pretty when she's high
Well she'd rather be laughing
but still she cries
So how i'd love to be there
to kiss her teardrops
before they dry
No she don't mind
and she don't care
Just as long as i promise
to let my music
fill the air
Cause she don't want
to feel this pain
No she'd rather be laughing
living in her...
dreams.
Well she'd rather be laughing
but still she cries
So how i'd love to be there
to kiss her teardrops
before they dry
No she don't mind
and she don't care
Just as long as i promise
to let my music
fill the air
Cause she don't want
to feel this pain
No she'd rather be laughing
living in her...
dreams.
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lestrange:
Fiona is ALWAYS worth it!
rexall:
you can take a gander at whatever you want sir.
Jesus cristo..... Its late, i get the munchies, so i take a stroll to the neighborhood house of burgers for a lil latenight snacking. As im ordering what im sure will be the absolute best tastin damn burger ive had in quite some time, the neanderthal taking my order pinches out an audible fart.
Me: Did you just fucking bust ass while taking my order...
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Me: Did you just fucking bust ass while taking my order...
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minufa:
I walked into a fart in the office today and I'm pretty sure it was a Stacey fart...who happens to be the most disliked person in the place on account of her...well, everything.
time to find a new burger joint
time to find a new burger joint
cadavre:
haha thanks. It's hard to keep busy. I have tons of art supplies but....I'm drowning in art I've already made.
My hamster is indeed strangely intelligent, he's a good representitive of his namesake
My hamster is indeed strangely intelligent, he's a good representitive of his namesake
Tell me beautiful flower, what sensual secrets lie within your dreams... What symphonies of harmonies like angels do they sing?
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casper:
that is madness! I can't say I can get onboard with Ted Nugent for 90% of what he says....interesting though!
dawsen:
Oh, well I lived in California and hated my life worse. So it really must not be the place for me! haha
But thank you for tryin'!
But thank you for tryin'!