richard_

They say that $$$ cant buy happiness. But it sure can buy your way into seeing naked ladies!!!

But should the day ever come when seeing naked ladies dont make ya happy... well,

FUCK the $$$!!

So i say sail on there fellow Oneironaut sail on... And may the beautifully hope-filled seas of your dreams always and forever remain,

endlessly calm and true.

So as I'm sitting here enjoying my morning cup of coffee... the girl sitting on the couch next to me falls asleep, farts a few times, then totally pees her fucking shorts.

And she's STILL fast asleep.

Just got back from Vegas. Anybody know an overly understanding priest that accepts collect calls?

Its always the same when i dream of her... Shes standing there looking into my eyes telling me how she loves me, and I'm telling her how much I love her as well. I know its her because of how it feels when she is near. But she changes constantly, seamlessly, as she continues to profess her love. Hair color... eye color... even the color...
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So yeah... been dreaming a strangely odd amount about various body parts falling off of women as we're showing each other our god dang tingly parts. Not sure what the hell that means, but i'm keepin a butterfly net near my bedside just the same.

Ok, i gotta stop eating these chocolate covered almonds like right freaking now.

Just had the absolute most jamminist breakfast EVER!!!!!! Toasted bagels with whipped cream cheese, freshly sliced strawberries, a drizzle of honey all over them, and granola sprinkled on top!!! And and and.... freshly brewed coffee!!

in bed.

Ok..... so im thinking her wanting to be choked during sex is going a little too far. Last night me and my gf got hella HELLA shitty at a friends bday party in Vegas. Every things going good... she gets ridiculously frisky about 1030 and wants to go back to our room for a "quicky". Well, the quicky (as usual) turns into an all night...
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Wow.... just stumbled upon my 68 year old neighbor boning the SHIZZLE outta his 52 year old wife!!!

Think i'll skip breakfast this morning.

So is anybody else alarmed by the sudden rash of monkeys throat raping froggie videos popping up on the internet here lately???

Note to self:

Self,
stop swimming with your god damn eyeballs opened under water all the dang time.

So i say hella
hella goodbyes
So i say hella
hellos

Cause sometimes my highs
cant even
touch my
lows

So i say hella
hella goodbyes
Yeah i say hella
hellos

Cause sometimes the answers
hurt you
most of

all...