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I ain't scared of no two-legged women, it's them three-legged bitches i'm worried about. eeekblackeyedeeek
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xjazztheripper:
lololol! i loved the fake answer better. but the real one sounds fun! i have no plans yet. me and a friend are debating whether to just bar hop around here or go to LA to see some friends. i don't really care as long as i get to fondle some ladies. when i drink i turn into an upstairs lesbian and i just wanna grab and motorboat everyone. even dudes! i'm so weird. but yea, no official plans yet! but i'm super excited! even more excited that thanksgiving is right around the corner! biggrin
comixbookgurl:
that is so random
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I ain't scared of no two-legged women, it's them three-legged bitches i'm worried about. surreal
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So then her tears like shooting stars, shone magically in the night. And although they lived if only for just that split few seconds in time, before falling forever away from the only beauty they would ever hope to know. He would forever remember them striking the ground with such intensity, that they brought stars to his eyes as well.
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akuma:
its just me and a car of clothes now frown
thanks for the kind words
xjazztheripper:
hahhah! hey, i'd take the tropics too, but they're so far! it's nice during summer. but right now it's SO cold! but still nice. i swear if i had balls they would've turned into a vagina while i was at the beach, hahahah
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Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it... here it go!!

Who am I
where am I
how should I begin

Showed me a number of
beautiful sins.

Ya taught me to stumble
i can not find the floor
Alcohol slumbers
then makes me a whore
once more

(REALLY jammin acoustic guitar solo right about here... then right back to the drunken lyrics we go!!)...
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saillesong:
yea i like it! I have been drinking a lot lately i need to ease up....too bad it's not socially acceptable to be an alcoholic..siiiighblush
milyy:
confusedlove
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Either bring intelligent conversation... or sit down, shut the fuck up, and listen to some!

just saying.
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bruise:
5 dolls,! its to liltle ! even in pesos. u_u


_smurfzilla_:
for now ill listen. im still tipsy.. not good for conversing right now.
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Holy fucks... just got the soundtrack to the very first Omen... eeekroboteeek
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missmir:
EVERYONE thinks that lol its so annoying. For some reason people just read it wrong. I made that name up a long time go (i'm talking AOL days) when i was trying to think of a screen name and i thought everyone on the internet is basically a number to these big companies. Why give myself a name..... I was sort of morose as a teenager lol
cate:
Are you kidding? Where did you find this gem? I'm putting it on my Christmas list. smile
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Wow, forgot how flippin delicious hot chocolate with Baileys in it taste!! Yum...... biggrinbiggrinbiggrin
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saillesong:
mmmm delicious!
_smurfzilla_:
win!
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ridiculously classic!

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shmoogy:
Silly biggrin
zombiekittybot:
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Ugh.... coffee please. blackeyedblush
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aleta:
I would love a cup. Skinny Whicte Chocolate Mocha. please and thanks <3
silvercharmer:
Like size. There was a ton of volume goin' on.
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This heres a lil marchin naked in the shower music for ya biggrinbiggrin


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saillesong:
very nice...I was diggin it....although I have to admit after you said marchin naked in the shower all I could think about was you marching naked in the shower with your pieces/parts all flapping around...lmao ....sorry I have a filthy mind...biggrin
richard_:
Um... yes you do. lol blush
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Met a girl last night. Had a few cocktails... smoked a lil this... smoked a lil that... then suddenly the conversation took a turn for the better when she shamelessly informed me that she had been "wearing" a butt plug since just after lunch that same day (this conversation was taking place around 1030 in the pm) in expectation of some wicked anal highjinx later...
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saillesong:
wtf!!!! That is a long time to be wearing that!! I can't imagine that it can be very healthy for you. She must be waaay into anal to get geared up that far ahead. lmao. You are seriously a weirdo magnet sometimes I think. Maybe thats just life in California I dunno...lol.biggrinsurrealbiggrin
richard_:
My health wasnt impacted in the least. lol Now hers on the other hand.. blackeyed