This post is way too long and boring. So unless you've seriously got nothing better to do, then forget about this.
Busy 2 days off. Thursday I got paid (yes!!). Thursday night I went to karaoke. On my way to karaoke I had a lesbian between my legs!! Never mind that I was on the back of her Harley (which I think qualifies me as her "bitch"). Thank you ThrottleBitch. It made me remember how much I like motorcycles. Maybe I should get one.... hmmm.... Thursday was also the day my roommate (It_Thing_Hard_On) informed me of his impending departure from the household. I realized later he was moving out the same day. All is well though. No hard feelings or nothing. I got a little inebriated that night at karaoke and met some new folks. Pass out, wake up, it's friday. I went to Fred Meyer and spent retarded amounts of money ( I did get paid the day before). I bought a 10'x10' canopy for the back porch, and a fan for upstairs and some food. I then proceeded to drag this all back to the house along the street. I probably looked like Steve Martin at the end of The Jerk. The canopy alone weighed 36 pounds, but it had wheels on the carrying case so it rolled, that was good. I then proceeded to set up the canopy in the crazy ass heat of midday, which I found out after I started was supposed to be a two person job. Not one to be dissuaded by such nonsense I carried on with my mission and almost broke the damn thing repeatedly, but I finally got it up. Awesome. Of course now I was disgustingly sweaty, so I retreated back to the indoors. (video games for several hours). Sleep, get up, go to work, work 12 hours. Lame. Oh, and some crazy guy came in the Cafe today, and to make this retardedly long post shorter, ended up trying to grab/assault my waitress. I got to handle him. I mean physically remove him from the building with violence and force and threats galore. It's been so long it was kinda nice. I miss the good old days, when there were altercations almost everyday. And lest I forget I've been watching a lot of James Bond movies lately. I know no one agrees but Roger Moore was my favorite. He was so suave. That's it. That's how I make up for not posting for so long.
P.S.- I have no idea how I forgot to mention this, but I peed a boulder on thursday. That means the kidney stone is now outside my body. WOOHOO!
Busy 2 days off. Thursday I got paid (yes!!). Thursday night I went to karaoke. On my way to karaoke I had a lesbian between my legs!! Never mind that I was on the back of her Harley (which I think qualifies me as her "bitch"). Thank you ThrottleBitch. It made me remember how much I like motorcycles. Maybe I should get one.... hmmm.... Thursday was also the day my roommate (It_Thing_Hard_On) informed me of his impending departure from the household. I realized later he was moving out the same day. All is well though. No hard feelings or nothing. I got a little inebriated that night at karaoke and met some new folks. Pass out, wake up, it's friday. I went to Fred Meyer and spent retarded amounts of money ( I did get paid the day before). I bought a 10'x10' canopy for the back porch, and a fan for upstairs and some food. I then proceeded to drag this all back to the house along the street. I probably looked like Steve Martin at the end of The Jerk. The canopy alone weighed 36 pounds, but it had wheels on the carrying case so it rolled, that was good. I then proceeded to set up the canopy in the crazy ass heat of midday, which I found out after I started was supposed to be a two person job. Not one to be dissuaded by such nonsense I carried on with my mission and almost broke the damn thing repeatedly, but I finally got it up. Awesome. Of course now I was disgustingly sweaty, so I retreated back to the indoors. (video games for several hours). Sleep, get up, go to work, work 12 hours. Lame. Oh, and some crazy guy came in the Cafe today, and to make this retardedly long post shorter, ended up trying to grab/assault my waitress. I got to handle him. I mean physically remove him from the building with violence and force and threats galore. It's been so long it was kinda nice. I miss the good old days, when there were altercations almost everyday. And lest I forget I've been watching a lot of James Bond movies lately. I know no one agrees but Roger Moore was my favorite. He was so suave. That's it. That's how I make up for not posting for so long.
P.S.- I have no idea how I forgot to mention this, but I peed a boulder on thursday. That means the kidney stone is now outside my body. WOOHOO!
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