Saturday Jan 15, 2005

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AAAWWWWW SNAP! I done went and bought a Gamecube! Tons o' fucking fun! When I can peel my girlie and female roommate away from it. wink Bought some games and stuff. I hope it doesn't kill my PS2.
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trevallion:
You need more friends, loser!
it_thing_hard_on:
Wait, if you're the real Rice then who's this RicerX fag I've had on my friend list all this time?

But seriously, good to have you back among the living.

Sunday Jan 09, 2005

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I think work is killing me. The fucked up schedule etc. It sucks to barely be able to (or want to for that matter) get out of bed in the morning. Anyone know any sweet get rich quick schemes.
ox45:
I hear peddling crystal meth is fun AND profitable! It's the modern day equivalent of milkman.
cosyne:
ox45 is right...but it's a total pain in the to have to mix the fat back in after it separates. So for your customers' sake, you really should only sell homogenized meth.

Friday Jan 07, 2005

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went to trivia night at the University Zoka last night. Tons of fun. However, my team came in 3rd again. dammit!
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trevallion:
Blowing them out like with a hair dryer?
aperfectsonnet:
I'm sorry about the other night. I was foolish to try and fight you. I won't make that mistake again. My neck is still cursing me for it.

Sunday Jan 02, 2005

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Hit Of The Search Party

No man abandon his post. A gatecrasher has called us to arms. Take up your torch.
I want this ship cleaner than a hospital ward. A radical has polluted our ranks.
Slouch into position men, this is a war. Set the traps.
We'll have that criminal's head marched through the streets on a stick.
Someone will pay for this.
We'll...
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sydni:
I certainly don't feel like a million bucks right now. maybe 2 dollars and a dirty old sock..... surreal
tawnya:
Did I ever tell you that you're an awesome human, cause you really are. thanks, ya little monkey. kiss ooo aaa

Wednesday Dec 29, 2004

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RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! THE DEVILS ARE COMING, THE DEVILS ARE COMING! My work schedule currently sucks. Money is tight. Damn.
BUT.......
life goes on.
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luminaire:
Yeah, me too.
sydni:
work blows sour penis. that's what I think.

Tuesday Dec 28, 2004

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I work for the devil. he is trying to kill me. damn him. mad
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ox45:
As a fellow member of Satan's unholy workforce, I must argue that while the benefits aren't great and the hours are hell (pun intended), it's much better than working for Jesus. Did you see the fucking outfits those guys have to wear?!? Sometimes you have to weigh your options.
cosyne:
Well at least you don't have to work twelve hour, six-to-six shifts...cause that would REALLY suck!!!

Thursday Dec 23, 2004

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Christmas time. me and my girl and my dog, and my movies, and my fireplace, and my fire making skills. kick ass. christmas time is fire time. thank you jesus and happy birthday duder.
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aperfectsonnet:
You aint got no skills!
ox45:
Hmmm.

Girl? No.

Dog? No

Fireplace? No.

Movies? Yes.

Thanks for helping me realize how depressing my life really is. Merry Xmas, ya lucky bastard.

Wednesday Dec 22, 2004

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Screw you guys I'm goin home. (to hump my love ewe bitches!) wink
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trevallion:
Oh god. Please don't.
sydni:
I told you to keep it! I knew you were gonna need it! biggrin

Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

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So this one time, I went to this party, and I left with an inflatable sheep. If you were there you know, if not, well your loss.

p.s.- there was a topless SG on an air hockey table. sweet!
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sydni:
It was a good moment for all of us.`
ox45:
But, seriously, that fucking sheep is the gift that keeps on giving... and giving... and giving...

Anal penetration of inflated farm animals is a joy that only the holidays can bring. Now all you need is some fruitcake and some drunken family squabbles.
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