Thanks to all who enjoyed the magnificent story in my last post. I moved my bed in yesterday. After we loaded it into the truck to bring it over a torrential down pour started. My mattress and box spring both got thoroughly soaked. So I turned them up on their sides and turned the space heater on them for several hours both yesterday and today. They did finally dry out. God apparently doesn't want me to have a bed, but guess what? I WIN!
    
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