rice

I'll begin my story with a preface: for those who don't know Highway 99 is called Aurora Ave. inside Seattle, it is known for both drugs and prostitution. There. Now that is out of the way, on to my story...
Last night I was walking home drunk after I left a party at my friends house. He lives right off of Aurora and I live a few blocks off of Aurora as well about 20 or so blocks north. On my way up Aurora towards my house I ran into a hooker. I was drunk and feeling chatty, so I started talking to her. Since we were both headed in the same direction we walked togethor. After walking about five blocks a cop pulls up in front of us and hits his lights. Me:"Oh crap! I'm going to be arrested because I'm walking with a hooker!". Hooker:"No, they do this shit all the time to scare people away.". She was right. Before we even got to where the cop had stopped he turned off the lights and sped away up Aurora. When we got to 97th (the block I live right off of) it was time to part company. I bid the hooker a fond adieu and made her give me a hug, it was fucking funny. I hugged a hooker last night, what did you do? And this comes from the guy who loves "dead hooker" jokes.