rhymeswithmike

My cat just snored herself awake. Damn she's ridiculous.

Listen. Love. Repeat.

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Only in Taiwan...

...have I been mistaken for a boy in the ladies' bathroom.


Um, I guess the woman (maybe my mom's age?) didn't notice my gigantic boobies and decidedly feminine figure...? Perhaps she was too busy staring at my short hair...?

Nope, there's no logic behind this. Guess she's not used to foreign girls (aka non-Taiwanese) who wear jeans and t-shirts and have short...
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The great thing about moving into a new apartment by yourself is that you can do almost everything naked. I can now walk to the bathroom naked, feed my cats while in the buff, eat breakfast nude, write SG blogs in my birthday suit... You get the picture.

Hurray for skin!

The end of the first week back at work is quite an amazing feeling. Not that my job is stressful; I "teach" preschool kids, which involves mostly making them drink enough water, helping them go to the toilet, watching them on the playground, helping them get ready for swimming lesson & then get dry & back into their clothes, and making sure they don't choke...
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I can play this on the piano.
Booya.



I totally need to buy myself a piano! Screw saving for a luxe summer vacay - I need an instrument at home!

Only in Hong Kong...

...have I been in a 4-star business hotel which didn't have a clock in the room.


Seriously, what the eff? How were all those business men who were always crowding up the elevators supposed to know when to wake up?

Geez. Good thing my itinerary looked something like "nap, watch TV, take a shower while watching a movie, eat dinner, sleep,...
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New tattoos are so iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~!

Jesus fucking christ, it takes all my willpower to not absentmindedly rub at it, but I look like quite the wingnut walking around slapping my lower back and tailbone.

Whatevs. It's super awesome, as usual, from my amazing ink artist, Sheng. (Check out his page - in Chinese - here: Dow-Jenn Tattoo Shop, Taichung, Taiwan .)

Pics will be up...
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