So I figured, "Fuck this whole 'fat skinny' shit. I want to be fucking fit!"
Yep. Mastermind Plan: get a hottie's exercise workout.
So I bought Carmen Electra's aerobic strip tease; I figured I'd be motivated to watch her, so it'd be easy to convince myself to exercise. Here's a clip:
Motivated to watch? YES. Motivated to work out? ...Yeah, not so much. I...
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Yep. Mastermind Plan: get a hottie's exercise workout.
So I bought Carmen Electra's aerobic strip tease; I figured I'd be motivated to watch her, so it'd be easy to convince myself to exercise. Here's a clip:
Motivated to watch? YES. Motivated to work out? ...Yeah, not so much. I...
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It's going to be 33C to 35C for this whole week. Time to plug in the air conditioner and buy an extra fan...
Scorchy hot and sticky sweaty = the next three months in Taipei. I guess it's better than being cold! At least now I have a reason for wanting to be naked in my apartment at all times.
Probably means I should invest...
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Scorchy hot and sticky sweaty = the next three months in Taipei. I guess it's better than being cold! At least now I have a reason for wanting to be naked in my apartment at all times.
Probably means I should invest...
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oracle:
It's been over 40 here for well about a month...
rhymeswithmike:
I have friends who live in Bangkok; they've been dealing with over 40C on and off since mid-May! I think I would never have enough energy to leave my apartment...
ps: if I had hot female neighbors, I wouldn't even think about getting curtains. However, the one neighbor I have seen watching me is a scraggy mid-30's local dude. Gross and a half.
ps: if I had hot female neighbors, I wouldn't even think about getting curtains. However, the one neighbor I have seen watching me is a scraggy mid-30's local dude. Gross and a half.
The first morning of a 3-day weekend sounds like this:
Jessie J vs. Marilyn Manson (Fidget Hermz Mash-Up) on SoundCloud
Well, at least it does in my apartment. Happy sunny weekend, Taiwan!
Jessie J vs. Marilyn Manson (Fidget Hermz Mash-Up) on SoundCloud
Well, at least it does in my apartment. Happy sunny weekend, Taiwan!
Only in Taiwan...
...have I met someone with the exact opposite blood disorder from mine: hemophilia.
It's so strange - he's known since he was a child, he never gets headaches (!!! so jealous of that!), he only needs medicine when he has an injury...
I, on the other hand, only found out about mine (antiphospholipid antibody syndrome - APS - or "Hughes Syndrome") when...
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...have I met someone with the exact opposite blood disorder from mine: hemophilia.
It's so strange - he's known since he was a child, he never gets headaches (!!! so jealous of that!), he only needs medicine when he has an injury...
I, on the other hand, only found out about mine (antiphospholipid antibody syndrome - APS - or "Hughes Syndrome") when...
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jeanbean:
you two are yin and yang 
sevillus:
On the bright side, you're hot.
entese:
awesome really cool!
Alexander McQueen was a fucking genius. It's a shame that he's not around anymore to make amazing and provocative pieces like the ones in this NYC exhibit.
Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty
Has anyone been to see it? I wish I could go...
Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty
Has anyone been to see it? I wish I could go...
I saw Deadmau5 in Taipei a couple weekends ago. Fucking amazing!
Check out this remix of "Raise Your Weapon":
Check out this remix of "Raise Your Weapon":
jaxy:
My pup was bought from some guy off the side of the road selling a litter wayyyy too early. ($25)
My moms pup we found via criagslist. After getting the pup home, we believe the lady was abusing her. ($20)
Both are total mutts and completely amazing!
My moms pup we found via criagslist. After getting the pup home, we believe the lady was abusing her. ($20)
Both are total mutts and completely amazing!
Have you planked yet?
One of the other teachers at my preschool got his whole 3-year-old class to plank today. So ridiculous! (I have yet to see the picture, but I know he's not lying.)
Boys.
One of the other teachers at my preschool got his whole 3-year-old class to plank today. So ridiculous! (I have yet to see the picture, but I know he's not lying.)
Boys.
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malloreigh:
that is the most ridiculous thing i have EVER seen
irishtattoo42:
This is hilarious...
I heard a strange scratchy noise coming from the door area, and looked over to see my cone-collared kitten bent over in "I'm gonna lick my belly" mode, and observed her licking the see-thru cone in the spot over where her spaying stitches are. After a couple more sandpaper tongue licks across the clear plastic cone, she seemed content that she'd sufficiently cleaned the stitch...
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My tiny kitten (7 months old) is now a conehead. Well, at least for the next 10 days to 2 weeks, until her spaying stitches are ready to be removed.
She's a whole bunch of ridiculous right now, and I'm finding it super hard to not keep laughing at her, especially when she tries to jump up onto things and ends up slamming cone-first into...
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She's a whole bunch of ridiculous right now, and I'm finding it super hard to not keep laughing at her, especially when she tries to jump up onto things and ends up slamming cone-first into...
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jeanbean:
I think conehead kittens are cute. Especially when they tip over. lol I hope she is better soon.
Damn. I'm either going to be fit or dead.