rhymeswithmike

I may have just broken my baby toe...
When I sprained it, the toe was a bit farther away from the rest of the foot than normal. However, I've never broken anything, so I don't know what to look for, but it's quite swollen/bruised and a bit tingly. I can't bend my baby toe normally, so I can't use that to test it, but it hurts like a fatherfucker when I try to touch it.

Fuck a duck.

Anyone got any advice (besides "go see a doctor")? My medical insurance hasn't kicked in yet, so I'm looking for home remedies here...