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Wednesday Jun 08, 2011

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So I figured, "Fuck this whole 'fat skinny' shit. I want to be fucking fit!"

Yep. Mastermind Plan: get a hottie's exercise workout.
So I bought Carmen Electra's aerobic strip tease; I figured I'd be motivated to watch her, so it'd be easy to convince myself to exercise. Here's a clip:


Motivated to watch? YES. Motivated to work out? ...Yeah, not so much. I found myself in workout gear, sitting on the floor and just watching Carmen stretch and jump and shake and sweat. Sometimes I'd even watch her exercise while I ate my dinner. Not so effective.


Right. On to Plan B: get a not-as-hottie's exercise workout.
So then I downloaded Jillian Michaels' 30-day shred (aka annihilation) workout set. (Bonus note: she's queer! Stellar. Might have to add her butt to my future robot wife's perfect body.) Check out her ad:


Motivated to watch? YES. Motivated to have abs like the blonde girl? SHIT YEAH!
Fuck me sideways those 20 minutes are torture! I'm on day 5, which in itself is a minor miracle, and I have noticed that my endurance is better. Still fucking hate pushups (I can only do the lame on-yer-knees ones), but I can sit-up and run on the spot like nobody's business.

So yeah, watch Carmen, but work out to Jillian.
...Or invite them both over at the same time for a private lesson, starting with some warm-up sex. biggrin
marceau:
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Jun 9, 2011
rhymeswithmike:
I actually just started on workout 2, and I think I might possibly be bested by this. I haven't sweated this much in 20 minutes in... um... ever?! Sweat dripping off my hair, down my face, into my eyes and mouth, running down my body, dripping all over the floor...

Damn. I'm either going to be fit or dead.
Jun 13, 2011

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