rhymeswithmike

SG is the new FB.

Just sayin'

First day back at work after 2 months of vacay = boo.

Not to mention that I woke up with a headache (not even from booze!). Perhaps it was all the Blueberry & Hazelnut Pringles I ate. (<-- I have Thailand to thank for those kids' cereal-tasting flakes of weird.)

Think I should stick to Canada's Ketchup Pringles, or Taiwan's Thai Sweet Chili Pringles. (Living...
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Um, last night I went to a show at Revolver in Taipei, and had my ears exploded by the amazing Hsu-Nami from NY, USA. Holy fuck! If anyone's got a chance to go see them, it's worth the drive (however far) and the ticket price (however much)! They so totally rocked my knee socks.

It's hard to describe what kind of music they play, but...
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BTW, I have a fuckload more tattoos to show off!

Since I moved to Taiwan, I've found an amazing artist to do my "flowers of the world" ever-expanding piece. It's the national flower (or a similarly representative flower) from every country I've travelled to. I just went to Australia and the Philippines last month, so I'll be getting those later this month! Fucking rad.

I...
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I'm back!

It's been a while, but I finally have internet that's not patrolled by a net-nanny, which means I get to look at naked girls again~! Huzzah. ^_^

I'm going back to Canada for 19 days of my 23-day winter vacation.

Why, you may ponder, would I chose such a fucking popsicle of a country to visit? Am I homesick? Miss my family? Got a ho in a different area/country code?

Nope. When I flew into Taiwan this past summer, it was on a return ticket, since you have to have an outgoing...
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2 days til korea~!!

i'm damn excited to *finally* be leaving edmonton for k dot. my new job is as an english-as-a-second-language teacher in a korean jr high, and it starts as soon as i get there. it'll be so nice to actually have a job again, and to see all my korean friends again!

plus, korean girls are effing hot. shit...

anyway, this is...
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holy crap, only 11 days til i'm in l.a.!! and then, shortly thereafter, i'll be surrounded by dykes in bikinis for 4 days at the dinah shore weekend in palm springs...

april is gonna be awesome!

going away...

...for winter vacation. i'll be far, far away from my computer for about a month, so don't be offended if i don't respond to any of your messages or comments until the end of january.

have a great xmas and rock-ass new year!