Valentine's Day is inching closer.... I 
everytime I think about it. How long should i wait before I ask someone if they want to go out for that wretched day? i don't want to wait too late or they'll be snatched up. why do i care? because as i much as i hate to admit it... i want someone to hold me at night. i want someone to laugh at my corny jokes. i want someone to pound me until my legs jiggle like jello and i can't stand up. but after all that bs from my last relationship, i feel jaded. and i hate it. i don't want to open up to anyone. i'm petrified of being flat out rejected. or being stood up again (see last entry) maybe i'll just masturbate for valentine's. no one can do it quite as well as you do yourself 
everytime I think about it. How long should i wait before I ask someone if they want to go out for that wretched day? i don't want to wait too late or they'll be snatched up. why do i care? because as i much as i hate to admit it... i want someone to hold me at night. i want someone to laugh at my corny jokes. i want someone to pound me until my legs jiggle like jello and i can't stand up. but after all that bs from my last relationship, i feel jaded. and i hate it. i don't want to open up to anyone. i'm petrified of being flat out rejected. or being stood up again (see last entry) maybe i'll just masturbate for valentine's. no one can do it quite as well as you do yourself VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
On a serious note though... By the time Valentine's Day actually comes to pass - you'll have MORE than your share of candidates lined up outside your door!