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Monday Jan 28, 2008

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holy shit.

i just saw the aristocrats for the first time, FUCKING HILARIOUS.

bob saggat and cartmen made me die completely of laughter.

considering i am one of the most vulgar and disgusting human beings i have ever met, this was right up my alley. i had never heard of this suppose "greatest joke of all time", nor seen or heard of this documentary. i am in love.

anything where the requirements are that it must contain perverse sexual references, incest, blood, shit, and piss............BEAUTIFUL.

is it bad that i immediatly started thinking of ways my sick little mind could make this joke even more fabulous than these comedians?


.....i was watching it with a friend who has a tail-less cat. the first thing to pop out of my mouth was something along the lines of..."if i was telling this i'd probably say something about how i would rip your dick off with your little sisters teeth, tie it to your cats ass in place of a tail using your moms pubes and her one ridiculously long nipple hair, then use the cat as a strap on to fuck your unborn child in the asshole"

....good start?

wink
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shelterfromcold:
Haha yea Bob Saget had one of the best ones. Too bad he didn't even get to finish it, I really wanted to see where he was going to go with it. The card trick with Eric Mead was pretty good too.

That's definitely a good start with for an aristocrat joke.
Jan 31, 2008
brilliantfiasco:
just stopping by to say your pictures are so pretty. biggrin
Feb 10, 2008

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