rexphantom

Dear Pal,

Summer camp is the best! I've done lots of great things in the last few weeks, way too many to tell you about in this letter. Sorry!

Remember that thing we did one time? That was a blast/sucked a lot. We should definitely look into doing that again/avoiding it at all costs.

And hey, thanks a lot for writing/not writing while I've been away. I really appreciate it/hate your guts. Whenever I'm feeling blue I think about hanging out with you/punching you in the face and I always feel better.

Anyway, I have to run--the sloppy joes are almost ready! Thanks for being such a pal/jerk!

Take care/eat a dick,
Rod Nash