Well, my lovelife has been on hiatus for quite some time... evidently I no longer control it, it controls me. Why am I getting more Simpsons flashbacks? Time to just gym it liked never before, get some work done, and hopefully get Random Mutation (the "grinding sludgecore" band I am preemptively over valuing) firing on all pistons. Anyone have any tips for getting women, beer, money, or fame, do let me know! 