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Someone clogged up the toilet at work last night and stuffed urine soaked paper towels into the trash can. That was actually the highlight of the evening.
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skythe:
At least you don't have fatasses like my work has that literally plopped themselves onto the toilet and broke it causing urine water to spread all over the floor and then don't tell anyone.
wildswan:
Your job rocks!
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I broke a rib last night. It hurts like a bitch when I sneeze. So I'm staying away from black pepper.
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polly:
ha. i once accidentally dropped this friend of mine on the head because i was so drunk i asked him to jump into my arms.


it was kinda like...


wait, i don't remember.


smile [ and yes i'm getting un-sober too. i think i need a smoke. ]


ps- i can't blame you for wanting to be drunk now. just.. don't move.
polly:
you can't reply too much. i don't have enough conversations with people on here. i AM gonna go out for a smoke [ or 2 or 3 ] so...

i'll be bock.
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Tommorow at work is going to be a pain in the ass. Someone is coming in first thing in the morning to help "set up" out store, which has been there 15 years. He is going to have suggestions on how to rearrange everything. Suggestions so far that we have already done, is to have "hot zones". That means the second and third rows are...
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johnesmoke:
i substituted the "fuck jesus"es with "blow me Mary"s. also i coveted my neighbours wife a little. a lot actually.
wildswan:
Someone got paid to think of those dumb-ass ideas?

Somebody at Bockbuster is grasping at straws! shocked
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kingoftown:
that happened to me once. biggrin
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wildswan:
He's doin' it all wrong!
johnesmoke:
tried to do a fancy move and he fucked up. huge.
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I drink generic Pepto Bismol as apposed to the real thing. It's the exact same product, yet one dollar cheaper. The thing is, you have to shake it in order to get the good stuff up top. The codundrum there, is that when you shake it, you usually jostle your stomach which is the problem or you wouldn't drink it in the first place.

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johnesmoke:
generic pepto tablets!

if they have those.
meaney:
what do you do with all that extra money?

the high life ain't that expensive.
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I finally uploaded the Headbanger's Ball pic on VG.

Clicky, commenty, nice leaving of commenties, etc.


I hate my job now.
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jonsetsfire:
hell yeah dude, evil dead rules.
wildswan:
Dude, you are hilarious!
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Yesterday was voting day. No, I didn't bother. I saw a sign at the porno store (no, I'm not kidding) that said something like Use Your Right to Vote of Lose Your Right to Complain. I've never understood that logic. I've been told that before by people. "SInce you don't vote, you can't complain". Is that supposed to get me to vote? Okay. so say...
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johnesmoke:
yeah, i don't know. i've always heard the same sort of things about voting. i've only voted once since i was able to. doesn't seem to matter. it's bullshit no matter what. fuck em. fuck em all!!
kingoftown:
have you heard the george carlin bit about not voting and then complaining about it? fantastic stuff.
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kingoftown:
now what was that all about? don't hurt yourself.
wildswan:
One can not own too much Coltrane anything!
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Well, the Melvins show fucking rocked. I got there way too early. I always get to everything way too early. This time it worked out to my advantage. Buzzo, or at least someone in the band, asked if anyone was waiting outside. There were a few of us. So we were let inside and they did what I am calling an "extended sound check". They...
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georgiah:
man, your life sounds way more fun than mine! frown sucks about your heater! you just need to find someone to crawl up under a bunch of blankets with and just be lazy! It always helps me out
muggan_music:
jealous!!!