reverendbenzo

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. I spent way too much $ on strippers but I had a blast. Tonight (well actually last night I guess since it's tommorow) me, Trevor, Cindy (ex-boss), Andrea and Jenny went out to eat. We had several shots of tequila and bloody steaks. Andrea gave me my only present. The 3rd motherfucking season of Seinfeld, no less! Those...
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Well, my cold has gotten a lot better but now (and I have NO idea how I did this) I threw my fucking back out! I can hardly move. I took some Doans (fuck I AM old!) and it helped somewhat. I took a reeeeally hot bath and just soaked and read a book for a while. I don't really like soaking all of that...
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Well, my upcoming birthday may turn into less than celebratory. They few people I know, have devuldged to me that that can't make it due to work, being broke or some other obligation. I have shitty friends. Perhaps I am being greedy here, but I don't feel it's too much to ask that people set aside one damn weekend to party with a guy who's...
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This was originally going to be a long and rambling whiny rant but I'm way too tired and hopped up on cold medication now, so I'll just hit the bullet points.

I am sick. I can thankSkythe for that one!
He shaved his head. Go make fun of him.


I had a guy quit in the middle of his shift last night. I think...
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Would you say that I'm more groovy, nifty or out of sight?

Last Saturday night, I switched schedules with Tori. By the time I got off of work, I was wanting to see some titties. I was thinking about it anyway,but due to two people that argued two $2 late fees, I knew I had to blow off some steam.

So, I told Skythe (whom somewhat works there) to tell them I was coming.

When I got...
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I am the coolest and most insightful person you could ever hope to know.









Oh, I found out, that it was paper towels and tampons that clogged up the toilet at work. Don't you ladies know that we don't really care about the blood that comes out of your vagina?! Seriously, we'd rather you just wrap them up in paper towels and then throw it...
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