tahahahha I'm "happy drunk"!! Call me! (912) 484-6573. This shit won't last for long. Call now for your chance to win valuable prizes. Like: A chance to talk to DocGonzo. er, I mean, ReverendBenzo! He will bore you, play lame music for you and maybe even pee on the phone while he talks! Limited time only cuz once he sobers up he will delete this...
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Well, last night was interesting. I went to see a girl I work with husband's band play. After a few nasty "high class" beers and a shot of jager paid for by some guy named Adam, I left and decided to walk home. That is where the trouble started.
After I realized that was going the wrong way, I decided to stop off at a...
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kingoftown:
quite a fucking evening there brother.
the gay bar thing is pretty weird. wonder why you got kicked out? strange.
congrats on picking up a girly at the gay bar. don't hear that too often.
the gay bar thing is pretty weird. wonder why you got kicked out? strange.
congrats on picking up a girly at the gay bar. don't hear that too often.
vaughannegut:
Yeah...way to go, picking the lady up at the gay bar!
Damn, I don't want to go to work.
niobe:
Sorry.
marigold:
Everything was perfect! Thank you! ^_^
forget it.
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hannelore:
Nevermind. I re-read your first post, at like snail speed, and my mind finally processed what you were saying. Big love, man.
niobe:
I pick the second option first and then I'll wish you well. Or something. It's too early for me to be cute and witty.
My day so far:
I woke up, had a jerk and went back to sleep.
I woke up again at 1 pm after dreams of vampires and hidden wishes. I ate a bowl of chili, masturbated again took 3 shits (a fourth since then) and now I'm semi-drunk and playing Guitar Hero Metallica.
I ain't nothing to be noticed. Except in mild surprise.
I woke up, had a jerk and went back to sleep.
I woke up again at 1 pm after dreams of vampires and hidden wishes. I ate a bowl of chili, masturbated again took 3 shits (a fourth since then) and now I'm semi-drunk and playing Guitar Hero Metallica.
I ain't nothing to be noticed. Except in mild surprise.
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niobe:
Ouch.
el_bandito:
yezzir!
My friend Trevor finally got the sense to dump his girlfriend and move back to Savannah. It's good that he is back even though he drives me crazy. He's been living in Florida for the past few months so he has a horrible sunburn and is peeling. There was this disgusting dust cloud of dead skin following him all over Best Buy. It was mainly...
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niobe:
Happy Earth Day! 
coffeelove:
Muh..You tease.. 
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klaatuveratanato:
Spotted dick?
Holy shit, do I have gas!
panda_love:
Ewwwwww
niobe:
Yuck.
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niobe:
Yep, that is the Gonzoe I know and love. 
vaughannegut:
Your pics crack me up.
Nice.
Nice.
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kingoftown:
always classy.
mneylu:
blockbuster doesnt have those movies or i would buy them there!
210/245