I get more junk mail and mail adressed to other people than I get for myself. For a couple of days in a row I've been getting mail adressed to Cora E. Fillbach so I've decided to write a whole slew of stories and screenplays based on the life of this most enduring enigma starting with
The Homoerotic Adventures of Cora E. Fillbach.
I had...
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The Homoerotic Adventures of Cora E. Fillbach.
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shiva8:
take a lot of pictures!!
voltaire:
i get alot of junk mail too, for some reason...
Warning! Free assocation writing ahead!
I want to follow Rachelle's advice and move to a more "porgressive" city.
I want to run naked through green grass giggling while my dog Amos runs beside me wearing a small tuxedo.
I have leg hair but no chest hair. Is that wierd?
The south is a strange place. I was watching a cooking show the other day and...
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I want to follow Rachelle's advice and move to a more "porgressive" city.
I want to run naked through green grass giggling while my dog Amos runs beside me wearing a small tuxedo.
I have leg hair but no chest hair. Is that wierd?
The south is a strange place. I was watching a cooking show the other day and...
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shiva8:
then you must see them! the show was amazing.
i for one love the new profile pic and i think you should consider dressing like that permanantly.
i for one love the new profile pic and i think you should consider dressing like that permanantly.
tawnya:
not a problem. and, i don't know if aimee mann rocks persay, but i lurve her ever so much!
I went to my dad's house today to do some laundry (hey my washer is broken give me a break). Before I walked in through the garage door, I smelled smoke. It almost smelled like cigarette smoke which raised immediate suspicion since my dad is an avid anti-smoker. In fact I think his favorite phrase is "You know Ben, you'd could quit if you really...
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shiva8:
Hey!!! you big liar. you said you're 30 but your profile says 87! hmmm... i thought you looked good for your age. the truth comes out. what do you mean where are these 30 something women?? we're all around you...
mnislahi:
waking up in a good mood is teh shizzle!!! 
I was so depressed going into work tonight. I hate the mundane routine my life has become. I just sort of walked around doing the bare minimum, ignoring customers whenever I could. I watched some Spongebob then later put in Modest Mouse then Velvet Underground. The girl I was working with kept turning it down so I kept turning it up and telling her to...
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mnislahi:
hahahha!! i know people like that!! thats too funny! oh, and i hope you head cleared by now
I went to work today with an unusual air of confidence about myself. I haven't gotten drunk in a couple of weeks and I've been exercising, so I have a little more energy and was much less sluggish than normal. I've been drinking about 6 glasses of water every day (which doesn't leave much time for anything else if you knwo what I mean) so...
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twwly:
I like the smell of oil, but could do without the pig shit...
pihka:
Good day good day. The sun was shining over here as well and I felt more at ease than for days and days.
brandy:
Cool pic...
I woke up unusually early today (11 a.m.) Normally when I wake up earlier than expected I clean the house but it was all ready clean (mr clean) so that was out. So I played Silent Hill 2 for a while. While palying I heard a really bad remake of The Car's Drive by Ziggy Marley. Some criticize him for being a "Bob Marley lite"...
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tatum:
I never exercise! I always feel gross though because my sister and my other roommate are doing taebo and pilates all day 
fractal:
george carlin is neat
God I've been trying my best not to get sick. Lots of water, Vitamin C , Vitamin B and peeing bright yellow. Thanks Kat for the cold and I'm sorry I got Lysol in your eyes.
Cold medicine makes me feel loopy. And happy. I'm in a rare good mood right now. Anyone want something from their Amazon wish list? I tried an Amazon thread...
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Cold medicine makes me feel loopy. And happy. I'm in a rare good mood right now. Anyone want something from their Amazon wish list? I tried an Amazon thread...
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grey:
there are two wrong way to eat a reeses. all in one bite and all in two bites. savor that shit.
and don't get sick and thank you.
and don't get sick and thank you.
soeffinhappy:
Nice stats!!! And the correct answer is every way is the wrong way to eat a reeses. Peanut butter is gross man.
God I almost got some terrbile news today! I woke up with the t.v. on as normal and I opened my eyes and ears just in time to hear "You've heard the rumors of how Jessica Simpson and Nic LeShay's marriage is in trouble..." I immediately sprang from my bed, not unlike being hit with an unexpected bucket of ice cold water. "WHAT'S THIS?!" I...
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krankor:
got plenty for every one
stubertmcfly:
you and i are on the same page on hated movies. something about mary was REALLY bad. the only funny part is when her dad told stiller that mary had gone out with someone else. then said, "nah, i'm just fuckin' witcha."
He sat and he watched. Who are these people? Where do they go and what do they do? They left and returned at the same time everyday. He wondered what they did all day. Did they accomplish great things, perfrom great acts of heroism, each day being more dangerous and excited than the one before? At night he would lay in bed imagining the adventures...
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bathory:
very close
