reverendbenzo

How was everyone's Memorial Day? Mine was okay. I went to a family BBQ this morning. My family doesn't drink, or do anything sinful for that matter, so bascially it consisted of sitting around in almost 100 degree weather with paper plates overflowing with food and chit chatting about things we talk about every day. I'm the slacker of the family so conversations about me...
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My mind is a total blank today. I've tried to do some writing but nothing creative or inspiring is coming to me. That's kind of bad when one of my projects (the aptly named Loser) is semi-autobiographical. Hell I can't even make a decent journal entry (this is my third attempt today). I usually add my sparkling humor and wisdom to the boards but...
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I am such a weiner. This really cute Korean girl that is somewhat of a regular came into the store the other night and asked me if I'd walk around the store with her and help her pick out a movie. So I did and I recommended Bubba Ho-Tep (which she didn't get) and Matchstick Men (which she did get). After she checked out she...
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I scared the shit out of Kat (who can be see in two of my cameos) with a fake cockroach. I put it in the book she was reading. She sat down and picked up her book but just sat there holding it. I didn't want to appear obvious or as if I was waiting for important to happen but the suspense was killing me!...
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I slept all day. It felt good. I don't even sleep at night at all any more. I usually hit the sack around 6 a.m. or so and sleep until whenever. I'm such a fucking slacker. Since I've been up I've done nothing but eat. My stomach is a bottomless pit right now. I've eaten corn beef hash, refried beans, potatoes, crackers, eggos and pork...
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I think the cliche that best describes me is when it rains, it pours. I'm really on a roll right now. Everything I touch is turning to shit lately. It happens periodically. I make one brainfart and I'm overly carefull not to make another mistake. I'm sure you can guess what happens next. Yep tell them what they won Johnny. Everything just snowballs and I...
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I live within a square mile of myself.
I see myself and wave but I never wave back.
Someone's been eating all of my saltine crackers. I think it might be me again.


Don't ask me what that means. It was off of the top of my head. Oh hey here's a "poem" I wrote long time ago. It just kind of came to me....
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Aggravation at work yet again. The ghost of the missing $20 that I thought I found last night reared its ugly head again tonight. It turns out that the safe was $980 instead of $1000. So now I am under suspicion. Give me a little credit okay? I've been there 2 1/2 years. I'm at the point now where I have the run of the...
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