I just realized that I haven't been on here in a week. Nothing to update really. I worked and then got stoned on New Year's Eve. I supposedly have a birthday gift (which was almost a month ago) and a Chrsitmas gift (from my sister who I guess felt guilty for not getting me anything) coming to me. Oh well better late than never I...
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Well today was just irritating enough to satisfy me. I got about about 2 hours of sleep. I was in the middle of masturbating when there was a knock on the door. It was Pogo_The_Monkey. He always knows just the right time to knock. Luckily one thing I learned growing up was the art of putting on clothes, hiding the boner and porn and...
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jem:
dude i hate when people interrupt my good masterbatingness.
that sucks that the life aquatic..well sucked.
i'm in lust with jeff goldblum so i wanted to see it.
we watched lemony snickket instead though and that one was pretty boring.
the set design and costume were so awesome but yeah totally sucked.
mmm frothy sputum.
that sucks that the life aquatic..well sucked.
i'm in lust with jeff goldblum so i wanted to see it.
we watched lemony snickket instead though and that one was pretty boring.
the set design and costume were so awesome but yeah totally sucked.
mmm frothy sputum.
arete:
ps- i would have just kept jerking it. i'm sure he would have appreciated the gesture......or not...... 
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awryx:
lol halls made me burp , not fart! 
sicily:
i'm sure we can find you a halo at the salvation army or somethin'...
Whole Wheat Bread show in mere hours!!!!! God I can't fucking wait!
Damn I hate shows like 48 Hours and Dateline. "Do you breathe air? Stay tuned why you might be taking you life in your own hands".
"Wanna adopt a starving child? Stay tuned to a new report why that kid may grow up one day to KILL YOU."
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Damn I hate shows like 48 Hours and Dateline. "Do you breathe air? Stay tuned why you might be taking you life in your own hands".
"Wanna adopt a starving child? Stay tuned to a new report why that kid may grow up one day to KILL YOU."
Why do we feel this...
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blucass:
R u still drunk? Were you drunk in that baby picture? Ohh, don't lie. I bet you were
rannie:
Watch out for those triscuts. They're dangerous
Watch out for those triscuts. They're dangerous
Ahhhh Christmas time. Rudeness, impatience, bad driving, cheapskates, annoying commercials and the birth of Jesus. Which of course was celebrated on Jan. 6th until Constantine changed it during the Council of Nicea in the year 321. There have been a lot of Jesus freaks in our store lately.
"Hey Doc you mean the friendly only slightly annoying ones that say God bless you?"
"No not...
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"Hey Doc you mean the friendly only slightly annoying ones that say God bless you?"
"No not...
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rannie:
I hate monopoly.
arete:
*sigh* oh, the magic of christmas is in the air.......
thank you so much for your sweet comments and support. you rock
thank you so much for your sweet comments and support. you rock
Well this has to be one of the lamest birthdays on record.
I had to do a store inventory and got out of work around 2 this morning. Kathy from work and I went to breakfast at the Huddle HOuse. It's the only thing open okay?! I had sausage, eggs, and hash browns. About an hour after I ate I started feeling sick to my...
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I had to do a store inventory and got out of work around 2 this morning. Kathy from work and I went to breakfast at the Huddle HOuse. It's the only thing open okay?! I had sausage, eggs, and hash browns. About an hour after I ate I started feeling sick to my...
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starguitar:
Happy birthday!
Well, Thanksgiving wasn't nearly as painful as I had anticipated. I'm still skipping Christmas though. I'm the weirdo of the family but no one mentioned my piercings. Good because I didn't want to hear it. I'm also the skinny one so I am, and always have been, pumped full of food until I scream "uncle" through a muffled mouth full of mashed potatos. I've also...
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arete:
aww, your mom shows her love like many others: by smothering you with heat, love and morals......
miss_lady:
^^well put^^
Aw, Amos.
I just realized we say the redneck "dressing", too.
Dessert: think "strawberry shortcake" to remember. I only shared that nerdy thing cuz you asked.
Thank you for the compliment on my pic, hun!
Aw, Amos.
I just realized we say the redneck "dressing", too.
Dessert: think "strawberry shortcake" to remember. I only shared that nerdy thing cuz you asked.
Thank you for the compliment on my pic, hun!
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jem:
i hope to never see National Treasure. Nick Cage has given me the pedophile creeps ever since 8MM.
hahah! is that a video store shirt i spy in that picture? Fuck those shirts. Fuck them so damn good. I burned all the ones i had.
hahah! is that a video store shirt i spy in that picture? Fuck those shirts. Fuck them so damn good. I burned all the ones i had.
ovida:
Waaait as minute, I think I forgot to geekily celebrate you're passing of SH4 !
*dons party hat*
*throws confetti, Holy Candles and girraffe inards (this IS a SH party after all)*
*dons party hat*
*throws confetti, Holy Candles and girraffe inards (this IS a SH party after all)
*This may sound weird but trust me on this. Listen to MC Chris' Fette's Vette while looking at my userpic. It's creepy yet strangely fascinating. It blows listening to Dark Side of the Moon while watching Wizard of Oz any day of the week.
I am so tired right now. I'm off work today so instead of just sitting around or playing video games (or...
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I am so tired right now. I'm off work today so instead of just sitting around or playing video games (or...
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arete:
you can actually see tilex working. magical....
pulloffmywings:
i didn't like coffee & cigarettes. too boring. i loved the people in it though. steve buscemi is the sexiest ugly man ever.
Better start driving.
poor doggie