Let's just say that I've been in better moods than the one I'm in right now.
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Yesterday at work I saw a guy picking through and eating our garbage. At first I was alarmed, yet I then saw the eloquence of his actions. He was really enjoying himself and the food that he found. I took an interest in this and when he finally left, I followed suit.
At first he didn't seem to leave much. As I dug deeper I...
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chimay:
No, as far as I know there is no Hooters here in Sacramento.
And I'm not sure how I feel about that...
And I'm not sure how I feel about that...
yeknomyknuf:
Mmm, garbage food. The way you describe it, I don't know what Oscar the Grouch was such a bitch for. Thanks as always for an entertaining journal entry. 
I have been very depressed lately. Not in a good mood at all. I won't go into it because I feel most people come into this jounal to hear a quick joke or some lively humor. I'm sorry but I have none of that for you right now. Maybe later. Sorry.
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mamazuma:
I hope you feel better
Are you taking care of yourself?
I hope you feel better
Are you taking care of yourself?
juno106:
YEah we all get like that sometimes. I hope things get better for you.
As of right now, I am on comment number 4443. 4444 is next. This is so exciting to me since I have no life! What should I use it on? I obviously don't want to waste it. If you would like for me to use my 4444th post for you, let me know. I can't imagine why you would want me to!
yuriel:
Haha.
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wallace:
oh yes, direct deposit! i signed up for that a few weeks ago, hopefully it will have kicked in by this week. man, i love robert crumb.
ovida:
That comic makes me shake my head in old-man-like dismay...that and I get the strange urge to say "To hell in a handbasket..."
Hey, if you can make it to the middle of nowhere Canada, you're more than invited
Hey, if you can make it to the middle of nowhere Canada, you're more than invited
I have been working both nights and days now for a couple of weeks now. I can honestly say, after working the 5-midnight shift for 3 1/2 years, I really prefer 9-5. Starting Wed. I will have it on my own. My music without interruption, simplied paperwork and seclusion. Yeah I think I can handle this. Plus when I work the night shift, I usually...
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juno106:
Organic food sound soo good right now. I have no idea what I am eating tonight but I am hungry.
or in french
J'ai faim
or in french
J'ai faim
yeknomyknuf:
yes, I love you little movies or gifs you've made, whatever format those are. Your upcoming work schedule sounds kick ass, hope you have something to amuse yourself with for all those hours. What is your secret to staying awake at work I'm curious? I have to get lots of caffiene to pull my 8 hrs from 8am-4pm. 
I changed my profile pic to honor the memory of Pogo_The_Monkey, who (whom) recently went grey. That is me screwing up his profile pic. I'm sure he'll be back one day. Whatever. Get a job!
After 3 1/2 years of working nights I am now suddendly working days and nights. I like the change, just really for the sake of change, but it's going to...
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After 3 1/2 years of working nights I am now suddendly working days and nights. I like the change, just really for the sake of change, but it's going to...
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prockg:
There were definitely a few moments in line when I felt that boxed in kind of feeling, even though I was surrounded by friends.
It was totally worth it though.
It was totally worth it though.
sphynx:
It does seem like all the best people are going grey these days.
I'm sitting here waiting for my work shirt to completely dry. I'm listening to Lil John. I'm not a big fan of contemporary rap but I like the guy okay. There's one line in the song I have on now that I feel is completely unnecessary. "Fucking pussy ass ni**as." That's just not right. May I suggest Copulation vagina glueteous maximus African Americans? Ahhh, Isn't...
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yeknomyknuf:
That shirt is hilarious. I've worked in retail the last 5 years and I know exactly what you mean about customers being complete fuck heads. I would like to make shirts for work that say answers to the most commonly asked questions so I quit having to repeat myself 800 times a day. I'd also like to make a shirt that says, "if you're over 50, I don't have time to talk to you." I work in a drugstore so we get a lot of elderly, cheap ass, shaking, deaf people. They really drain me starting at 8 in the am. I'm really not a mean person usually, customers just get to me. Props on wearing the t in a public place too.
ovida:
Muwhaa, anus...
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awryx:
lol i 
you too!!
you too!!
yuriel:
i still dont get the shirt....
I've been meaning to update this but I've been either too hungover or too tired from work. Now I'm drunk and reflective so now is the time.
Pogo and I went to the Fluffgirls show on Monday. It was very entertaining. Before we even had a chance to park there was a guy that asked us for money. "Hey you guys are going to they...
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Pogo and I went to the Fluffgirls show on Monday. It was very entertaining. Before we even had a chance to park there was a guy that asked us for money. "Hey you guys are going to they...
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Who's James Fortner?
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alukh:
I love your shirt, dude. I really need to make some more clothes. 
I bet your landlady totally wants in on Nigerian scams anyway.
I bet your landlady totally wants in on Nigerian scams anyway.
what a waste of alcohol!~!!!!