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johnnyforeigner:
I would rather have seen the pictures of security chasing you for taking the coin frown
iso:
I knew you'd be back! tongue
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I guess it really doesn't matter what I post here since I'll be grey in a few hours anyway. So, until we meet again....

kiss kiss
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nuke:
Farewell, mi amigo.
trills:
Have fun!
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I blacked out at the party tonight. I did great until then. I only remember tidbits after that. God. I have to see her at work on Monday too. I have no idea what I did/said.



Edit: A wise man who told me in his writen word that a person has maybe three blackouts in him. Tonight was my second.
The first time that happened...
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yuriel:
Whoa that sucks man

but then gain you dont remember anything so you hath no responsibilities wink

wow only three blackouts

lol ive had semi-blackouts but no actual blackouts where i didnt remember anything -laugh-

thats wierd.

i think theyre legends.
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johnesmoke:
the last time i blacked out i had to appologize to so many people for shit i had no idea i did.

i'm sorry i jumped in your pool and pretened to drown until someone else jumped in to save me.

i'm sorry i puked on your deck.

i'm sorry the the girl i came with puked all over your bathroom.

i'm sorry that when i "tried" to bike home i crashed into your car and scratched the shit out of it.

i'm sorry that when you were nice enough to drive me home, i puked in your car.

i'm sorry for......
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That Grizzly Man guy gets on my nerves. Well, I guess I should use the past tense since he's DEAD! I haven't actually seen the movie but I've seen the goddamn commercial about a million times. I know he was killed by a bear. It was probably "Mr. Chocolate", pissed off about the moniker he was given. I wonder if the Griz held up his...
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yuriel:
hahaha

uh ok haha

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skythe:
I paid that bear to use Bear-Fu to kill him. If I had recorded and called it Tekken, I would be rich off of fools thinking it was awesome.

[Edited on Feb 24, 2006 7:29AM]
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Apparently SG doesn't want me to leave. I've checked the box for "Cancel My Account". Under the "Is there anything you want to tell us" box there is a Submit button, making your account*poof* after the experation date. Well for me, the box isn't there! Therefore I am unable to cancel my account. I'm coming back, I swear! Just taking a little time off. *tries...
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rys:
Back hey wink
shekinah:
I am so glad I am not alone in my love for the Police. You cracked me up with your comment about the bass note...yes, it's pretty funny.

Hey, take a break if you need, you'll be sorely missed but I am lovin' your new website. wink

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Someone just called me on the phone. They started stuttering, so I hung up. I don't have time for that bullshit!
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benci:
I bought a cd to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the cd got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

yuriel:
Wasn't me but see if I call you now ASS tongue
wink <3

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I found an old interview I did for Loser Magazine. Enjoy!:


Here is an interview originally recorded in July of '99 for Loser Unanimous. It is being printed here for the first time as Ben Norwood recently won another Loser of the Yesr this past Monday.

LM: Congradualtions Ben, on an unprecendented 12 straight Loser of the Year award.
Ben: Thank you, Jeff. It's quite...
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user304975207:
dud you are so NOT a loser.
benci:
ok. OK! i am finally convinced that it will be fine for my son to watch tv...and to stop nursing before he is ten.

surreal
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I started a thread.

Don't let it die! Are your genitals so far attached from your body that you don't like kat Von D?!
mnislahi:
k!
skythe:
MAke it so #2!
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My account expires in 13 days. I have decided to go grey. I'm not completely sold on the idea but I'm pretty sure that I will.

Edit: And waht the hell is up with my profile pic?? I've lost th' rock!!!

NOOOoooooo........
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mellisa:
i did that from october until mid last month. i love your profile pics tho, and you have pics of dead trees too! so dont stay away too long kiss
skythe:
I'll become impotent. SHIT!
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littlecooter:
Yeah....after I typed that, I thought....I guess it dosnt haf to have a point. I am just used to people selling something/someone/some idea on websites. I am not used to seeing websites for the sole purpose of goofing around/something to do. I didnt mean to sound catty, I was just thinking out loud........anyways, I like the site, and I will visit again to see more adventures of the masked asshole. wink
niobe:
kiss