My work clothes passed the sniff test! Step one: complete.
Step 2: Shaving. Hmmmmm. A little bit of stubble. But this is Blockbuster we're talking here! No one cares what I look like and my boss can't fire me yet because we're too understaffed. No shaving neccessary. Step 2: She is done.
Step 3: Shower and brush teeth. Okay I can't get around this one. Not that I even want to. I love my long showers and HATE for my teeth to not be sparkling clean. I have very nice teeth for a chain smoker. ZIP WOOSH BRUSH AHHH!!
With steps 1 and 2 diverted, this gives me time to go look at more boobs! Yay! Ah crap I just noticed the time. Operation: Clean the Stinky must be activated now. I shall be back at 12:20 a.m. EST. AIM me then please. I'm very bored and lonely.
Step 2: Shaving. Hmmmmm. A little bit of stubble. But this is Blockbuster we're talking here! No one cares what I look like and my boss can't fire me yet because we're too understaffed. No shaving neccessary. Step 2: She is done.
Step 3: Shower and brush teeth. Okay I can't get around this one. Not that I even want to. I love my long showers and HATE for my teeth to not be sparkling clean. I have very nice teeth for a chain smoker. ZIP WOOSH BRUSH AHHH!!
With steps 1 and 2 diverted, this gives me time to go look at more boobs! Yay! Ah crap I just noticed the time. Operation: Clean the Stinky must be activated now. I shall be back at 12:20 a.m. EST. AIM me then please. I'm very bored and lonely.
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i just wanted to say your profile pic fucking rulez!!
stay hardcore
We'll think of something I hope.