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Sunday Apr 26, 2009

Apr 26, 2009
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Well, last night was interesting. I went to see a girl I work with husband's band play. After a few nasty "high class" beers and a shot of jager paid for by some guy named Adam, I left and decided to walk home. That is where the trouble started.

After I realized that was going the wrong way, I decided to stop off at a bar I saw and have a beer. It turned out to be a gay bar. I have no problem with that. Apparently I did something wrong or they just didn't like me because I was asked to leave. I didn't get it because I was just minding my own business. Words were exchanged and I think someone punched me in the head. I'm thinking it was there because someone punched me in the head (that much I know) and that's they only place I can think of that it would have happened.

So I went on my way and decided to sleep in an alley until daybreak. I was almost asleep when two guys came up to me and asked for the money in my pockets (which was about $11). I told them to fuck off and they were getting close to me when a police siren went off. It had nothing to do with us but they ran one way and I ran the other right into a car.

I walked some more and saw that another bar was open. It's another gay bar called Club One. I went it and had another beer. I got to talking about music with this girl named Katie (Which is I guess how you spell her name). It turns out that she's not gay and she gave me a ride home and we spent the night together. I'm glad that I had the foresight to clean my house in between my nap and Guitar Hero. She woke me up when she left. I got two calls from an unknown number since then. Maybe it was her.

I'm not calling it back.

Somewhere along the way I fucked up my elbow and knee.

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kingoftown:
quite a fucking evening there brother.

the gay bar thing is pretty weird. wonder why you got kicked out? strange.

congrats on picking up a girly at the gay bar. don't hear that too often.
Apr 28, 2009
vaughannegut:
Yeah...way to go, picking the lady up at the gay bar!
Apr 29, 2009

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