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Tuesday Apr 21, 2009

Apr 21, 2009
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My friend Trevor finally got the sense to dump his girlfriend and move back to Savannah. It's good that he is back even though he drives me crazy. He's been living in Florida for the past few months so he has a horrible sunburn and is peeling. There was this disgusting dust cloud of dead skin following him all over Best Buy. It was mainly pissing me off but at one point it was funny. He stopped dead in his tracks while I was looking for camcorders, did this shiver and wet dog shake and this gigantic pixie dust of skin flakes flew all around his melon head.

Guess you had to be there. Although it was probably for the best that you weren't.


He's not here right now. I sent him to Hollywood video to rent the Wrestler and a couple of XBOX games. I didn't feel like going. Hey, I paid for them. Besides, my feet stink.




Update: I have a picture of said peeling. BE WARNED!!!




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